How about in the new tutorial mode we have another mode
*called training mode*.
Imagine this:
A newbie starts shooting a random keeper in smallcube for 10 shots, if he scores 6 (novice keeper) he can go to level 2. In level 2 the bot gets better and he has to score 7 at (better bot). This continues till he has to score 7 or 8 at godlike bot (I noticed that it is a huge effort to keep changing your keeper bot difficulty level and instead people learn online *which annoys good players*, sad but true.
After this he will have the same proces with volleying etc.
Then he will get a fellow bot in his team (which passes) and learns him to pass etc. I was thinking the following about that one:
On the field from the blue pbox to just outside the red pbox their should be (only for this level) red dots. Those indicate that if you would step on a dot (the bot gets triggered) and he passes to you. Then you should pass him back and over and over again.
Or ofcourse learn him about good aiming. This can be done by making those red dots appear on walls (in goal even) and he gets a point when he/she shoots at that red dot. when he has done all 10 dots a small game starts and a dot appears for 10 seconds somewhere in the map. The job of the newbie is to locate that dot and shoot/volley/pass (whatever) against it and then the next dot. If he did 10 dots within 100 seconds he goes to level 2. Which makes the dot appear for 8 seconds on the map. etc etc. etc..
You could also learn the n3wbie about positioning, if he proceeds in the level of passing and learned everything about it (varies tutorials ingame). He can learn about positioning. This means the same red dots appear and there is a red keep and defender but also you and a blue attacker. The bots must be adjusted so they constantly are covered and YOU have to find a way to make a point (either you score (learning ofcourse) or you find a way to pass to your teammate).
Well I guess most of you know what my point now is, I guess giving trophies or maybe small movies could make the thing a whole but this alone could be very usefull.
[edit] I thought about this while i was on the toilet... + David, don't say you have already thought about this, im sure i got some good aspects you never covered yet
[edit2] Messy, U know those shooting arcade games? got them dudes flashing on ur screen and coming up, red dots may be frustrating, we can also use DavidM face
Really quite well 
he maekz it with teh other..great..things....I'm sure.
