Penguin joke of the day

-plær- · Post by **-plær-** » 18-08-2004 11:21

I had a Penguin at lunch today, and I'd like to share the joke on the wrapper with you...

"What breaks when you say it?"

"Silence"

More tomorrow folks...

Capital_G · Post by **Capital_G** » 18-08-2004 11:23

Death to those who eat penguins!

f1end · Post by **f1end** » 18-08-2004 12:59

That was a joke?

xiller8r · Post by **xiller8r** » 18-08-2004 13:05

lol i have those;p

why does an elephant take lots of toilet paper with him to parties?

HES A PARTY POOPER

Catalyst88 · Post by **Catalyst88** » 18-08-2004 13:27

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Post by **DavidM** » 18-08-2004 14:26

Shady · Post by **Shady** » 18-08-2004 14:34

l0afz · Post by **l0afz** » 18-08-2004 15:42

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is plastic and harmful to children, and the other holds your shopping.

Maegrim · Post by **Maegrim** » 18-08-2004 16:25

shopping bags can be michael too

xiller8r · Post by **xiller8r** » 18-08-2004 16:54

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne...

Acne waits until you're a teenager to come all over your face

-plær- · Post by **-plær-** » 18-08-2004 17:22

yeah, i'm pretty sure that one wont be appearing on a Penguin wrapper any time soon

speedy · Post by **speedy** » 18-08-2004 21:56

here was one on a packet of wotsits:

what goes aaaaaaaaaa?

a sheep with no lips.

:...:

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 18-08-2004 22:30

*waits for this thread to turn into a 'learn-how-to-use-google-and-get-free-postcount++'-thread*

That, and I can't think of a joke in english right now /o\

I agree with Cap though /o\
Yuo maekz it plær

PHiLø · Post by **PHiLø** » 19-08-2004 01:51

What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
His other hand.

l0afz · Post by **l0afz** » 19-08-2004 10:56

thats the shittiest mj joke ever