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From last night's Late Show

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Top Ten Secrets To The Boston Red Sox Comeback presented by Curt Schilling


10. Unlike the first three games, we didn't leave early to beat the traffic.

9. We put flu virus in Jeter's gatorade.

8. Let's just say Pete Rose made some phone calls for us.

7. We asked Pokey Reese to be a little less pokey.

6. It's not like we haven't won a big game before--it's just been 86 years.

5. Honestly, I think we were tired of hearing about the Patriots.

4. The messages of encouragement Martha sent on prison napkins.

3. We pretended the baseball was Letterman's head.

2. What'd you expect--we have a guy who looks like Jesus!

1. We got Babe Ruth's ghost a hooker and now everything's cool.
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Post by speedy »

WTF are you on about :p
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Post by sergeantduke »

Honestly don't care anything for baseball, but that's pretty good.
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Post by Sixty »

I don't get any of them.

I suppose it would be funny if I knew any of them though ;)
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Post by Messy »

I get most of them..but I can only just imagine the humour in most cases :)

I guess I'd laugh a bit harder if I knew who the people were etc :<
(Although I know letterman and babe ruth \o/)
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Post by Capital_G »

Whats baseball?
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Post by Imaginos »

Yeh, I know they are way too obscure for people that don't follow the Boston Red Sox. I saw it on Letterman and as a lifelong BoSox fan, I loved it. Most of the older NA folk would see the humor in these, and with Dev still working to get db-community back on its feet, I thought I would share here..
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Post by Maegrim »

what's deutschland?
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Post by InSaNe` »

rofl n1 imag
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Post by [1234]Jr »

Capital_G wrote: Whats baseball?


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