1: we need a new to deathball tab.
servers that are set to newbies only show up in the new to deathball tab and don't show up in the deathball tab. for newbies to play in the deathball tab, you have to do this test offline (win a 2v1 botmatch?) to play. once you pass this test, you can't play in the newbie servers.
2. you can't have chinks as a bot name. it's racist to chinese people
maybe not the best implemntation, but the idea is there... there could be mandatory tests to unlock online play... after completing the tests, the game generates a key that goes with your nick that you can use to unlock the game (you could keep it, making doing the test again not necessary in case of a reinstall)
Well I wouldn't say newbie here... someone who has at least seen the game for a little while and is familiar with it for the most part (i.e. what you can and can't do)... for straight up noobs, I say single player should be their starting point.
That defies the laws of gravity, and plus, if you jump prematurely you shouldn't be able to easily recover from it cause you have already been faked out... leave gravity the way it is