Creativity test
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Nicky wrote:
11) Chocolate cake?
Yes, unless a Swiss whale-breeder trips and hits his nose on the floor of his house. This would cause him to yell out loud and scare all the birds from the vicinity of his house. These scared birds would then fly to the local restaurant, scaring the chef so badly that he drops the cake top-down to the floor, reducing it to a brown pile.
And it really has to be a Swiss whale-breeder, because they are the only ones whose yells have exactly the pitch (243.872 Hz) and volume (59.65 dB) that match the Quite Long Bird-Eater Snake's hiss. This is because Mars, my cellphone and the White House are always aligned in the same, rather interesting position when Swiss whale-breeders are born. What's so interesting about it, you ask? Well, when we connect the 3, the angle generated by the 2 lines is exactly 243.872 degrees. The length of the trip White House -> Mars equals exactly two hundred times of the trip from Alpha Centauri to the mysterious galaxy nobody has ever bothered to name. Why is the volume 59.65 dB then? Don't ask me.
But otherwise yes, why not.
Got a little carried away there
Chocolate cake..................hmmm, well for one, it doesn't have chocolate in it, so it's not really chocolate cake, and if it's not chocolate cake it must be brown cake, but it's not really brown either, so it must be "almost" brown cake..............but that would mean it is almost cake, and if it is only almost cake, then it is surely not edible................so.....................no, i don't like it!!!