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Kisa
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by Kisa » 19-07-2005 22:15
"doing what he did before" could be deep sleep
Kisa
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by Kisa » 19-07-2005 22:15
A thief dreamt of a successful prey
nickspoon
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by nickspoon » 19-07-2005 22:17
Well, I'm tired now, so I'm leaving, but if anyone gets jooly's one, here's a dead guy one for you:
A man lies dead in his house. He is lying in a puddle. His TV is on. There is a hole in the roof of his house directly above him. An aeroplane flew over the house at the time of death. How did he die?
Kisa
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by Kisa » 19-07-2005 22:18
The famous ice block that fell from an aeroplane
jooly
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by jooly » 19-07-2005 22:20
A cargo drop on his head through his open skylight?
Kisa
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by Kisa » 19-07-2005 22:21
When the cargo was water
Jenneke
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by Jenneke » 20-07-2005 03:54
He saw his house and jumped
The puddle is his blood and various body fluids.
nighthawk263
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by nighthawk263 » 20-07-2005 06:17
I agrree with kisa, it's frozen human waste, the aircraft did a drop over his ouse, it crashed through the roof stiking the man and killing him, only to melt and form the puddle on the floor.
frkyjenn
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by frkyjenn » 20-07-2005 06:36
jooly wrote:
Found this one, quite like it (no, I'm afraid I'm not as creative as Nicky - or lazier - didn't make it up)
John Peters is a young child or baby?
Kisa
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by Kisa » 20-07-2005 07:49
And the hole in the roof?
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by jooly » 20-07-2005 10:07
Jenn - yes
Kisa
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by Kisa » 20-07-2005 10:10
And it simply rained through the roof?
Wayfarer
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by Wayfarer » 20-07-2005 10:21
Time we had a word one again...
What is the only 11 letter word in the English language that ends with the same 3 letters that it begins with?
Airplane one :- someone flushed the toilet on the plane - the water froze on the way down, took out the guy and then melted....
EDIT:- @Frkyjenn :p
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by nickspoon » 20-07-2005 10:27
@Wafarer, nighthawk, Kisa and anyone else who got the same solution - yep.
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by frkyjenn » 20-07-2005 17:20
Wayfarer wrote:
Time we had a word one again...
What is the only 11 letter word in the English language that ends with the same 3 letters that it begins with?
My daughter told me about this one time..She'd learned it in school.
Und ergro
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