Wayfarer and Kisa have solved the first oneand only wayfarer has solved the second
There are plenty of clues for both
maybe there are more that you can access by looking at a certain type of information Creativity test
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TheAssimilationist
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Joke time
A woman and two men are on a business trip but due to a mix up with the hotel they must all share a double bed. The men don't want to sleep next to each other so the woman says that she will sleep in the middle to avoid an argument.
The next morning the first man says "wow I had an amazing dream where this sexy blonde woman was wanking me off!"
The second man says "Wow I had the exact same dream!"
And the woman says "you men have disgusting minds, I dreamt that I was skiing."
A woman and two men are on a business trip but due to a mix up with the hotel they must all share a double bed. The men don't want to sleep next to each other so the woman says that she will sleep in the middle to avoid an argument.
The next morning the first man says "wow I had an amazing dream where this sexy blonde woman was wanking me off!"
The second man says "Wow I had the exact same dream!"
And the woman says "you men have disgusting minds, I dreamt that I was skiing."
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nighthawk263
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It is good.....try this one:
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"