Creativity test
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Another joke 
An old man and his girlfriend met in the old folks home. They had been together for three years but had never done anything apart from the occasional kiss. One day they hear that there is a day trip for everyone who would like to come. They decide to stay behind and take their relationship to the next level.
On the day of the trip the man asks the woman what she likes best as foreplay as he doesn't want to disappoint her. She says that she loves cunnilingus. So the man goes down and does his stuff but after a few minutes he comes back up and says "I can't stay down there any longer! The smell is terrible!"
"Oh, says the woman, that'll be my arthritis."
The man thinks for a moment and then says "You can't get arthritis of....that area. And even if you did it wouldn't smell that bad."
"No I don't have arthritis there" says the woman "its in my shoulders and I havent been able to wipe my arse for two years."
An old man and his girlfriend met in the old folks home. They had been together for three years but had never done anything apart from the occasional kiss. One day they hear that there is a day trip for everyone who would like to come. They decide to stay behind and take their relationship to the next level.
On the day of the trip the man asks the woman what she likes best as foreplay as he doesn't want to disappoint her. She says that she loves cunnilingus. So the man goes down and does his stuff but after a few minutes he comes back up and says "I can't stay down there any longer! The smell is terrible!"
"Oh, says the woman, that'll be my arthritis."
The man thinks for a moment and then says "You can't get arthritis of....that area. And even if you did it wouldn't smell that bad."
"No I don't have arthritis there" says the woman "its in my shoulders and I havent been able to wipe my arse for two years."
A man walks into the doctors surgery and tells the doctor that he has a highly embarrasing problem. The doctor assures him that he has been a doctor for many years and has seen everything. Calmed by this the man removes his trousers and bends over, and shows the doctor that his arse hole is the size of a bowling ball. "How the hell did you do that?" the doctor asks completely suprised.
"Well" says the man, "I went on safari a couple of weeks ago, and while walking back to the car after taking some photographs of the elephants I noticed that my shoe was untied. So I bent over to tie it. And then this elephant walked over and had sex with me."
"I don't know much about elephants" says the doctor "but don't they have long thin penises?"
"Yes they do" the man replied "but this one fingered me first"
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