Jokes and riddles

gangstA_uk · Post by **gangstA_uk** » 06-01-2006 18:21

ok post ur jokes and riddles here ill start off. u can say answer to jokes but not answers to riddles How does jack frost get to work? by icicle get tht? byicicle and riddle (u dontr need to post both) Immagine your stuck on a desert island. It's sinking fast, there's sharks and there are no things to make a boat or a signal. How do you get off without getting eatten by the sharks?

Rincewind SW · Post by **Rincewind SW** » 06-01-2006 18:50

Sigh, I hate these sort of vague riddles. (And topic ¬_¬) (Oh yeah and hate the spelling and grammar XD Not sounding too hateful am I?

) Nayway in the riddle: use magic? It isn't real so yeah invent magic and teleport off the island.

Jelly · Post by **Jelly** » 06-01-2006 20:54

My two fav. jokes/riddles:

Whats the thing that have two eyes, sitting in a cage, and says pip pip?

Answer: its an anchovie, the thing with the cage and the pip pip was just to make it more difficult

And

Whats the common thing between a cheetah and a red soda?

Answer: Neither collects postage stamps.

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 06-01-2006 23:02

What's the difference between hairspray and sunblocking spray?

gangstA_uk · Post by **gangstA_uk** » 06-01-2006 23:11

lool i odnt no wat is it ands still answer my riddle...

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 06-01-2006 23:34

I don't know the answer to any of these ^^

but I have to pull the lame jokes out the bag

What's brown and sticky ? $\o/$

speedy · Post by **speedy** » 07-01-2006 00:21

A STICK

speedy · Post by **speedy** » 07-01-2006 00:21

Messy wrote: What's the difference between hairspray and sunblocking spray?

one makes your hair hard and the other doesn't

NoSexualFreak · Post by **NoSexualFreak** » 07-01-2006 00:27

hairspray begins with h l o l o l o l!

Tupac's second cousin Ste · Post by **Tupac's second cousin Ste** » 07-01-2006 00:38

wat is dat buton in microsoft word dat haz sum leters and a ickle tick on it?

gangstA_uk · Post by **gangstA_uk** » 07-01-2006 13:27

dont no who wants the answer to my riddle " Immagine your stuck on a desert island. It's sinking fast, there's sharks and there are no things to make a boat or a signal. How do you get off without getting eatten by the sharks?" answer is stop immaginein

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 07-01-2006 18:03

What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!

(gotta love the lame ones

)

[GR]Kermit · Post by **[GR]Kermit** » 07-01-2006 18:23

that one is very good?

gangstA_uk · Post by **gangstA_uk** » 07-01-2006 18:26

lol how many letters in the alphabet

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 07-01-2006 18:36

No [GR]Kermit I didn't say it was good

I'm queen of bad lame jokes

oh and "lol how many letters in the alphabet"

11 or 7 depending on if you count "the"