Jokes and riddles

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 13-01-2006 23:20

1. Open the fridge; put the elephant in
2. Open the fridge; take out the elephant; put the giraffe in
3. Oh! just figured it out: The giraffe

4. Jump on crocodiles!..dunno this one
5. He eats you because you're still thinking about how to cross the river!

meep98324 · Post by **meep98324** » 13-01-2006 23:55

you got the first 3 right! $\o/$

Rincewind SW · Post by **Rincewind SW** » 14-01-2006 18:44

4: Wade through, all the pirahnas are at the animal meeting.

5: Starves? Oh, it's a vegetarian lion. No wait it starts eating itself. Or... it just waits for a bit despite its empty stomach.

meep98324 · Post by **meep98324** » 15-01-2006 01:00

you got the fourth one right

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 15-01-2006 01:28

"5. at the animal kingdom, the lion gets hungry, but he promised not to eat any of the animals at the meeting. what does he do? "

The Lion eats the giraffe as it was the only animal not at the meeting

Rincewind SW · Post by **Rincewind SW** » 15-01-2006 11:47

OH of course. How didn't I get that?

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 15-01-2006 13:53

Big duh

Nice riddle meep ;p

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 15-01-2006 15:51

lol
here's a quick one for ya :

Why is a pencil like a riddle?

meep98324 · Post by **meep98324** » 29-01-2006 03:34

they both have 6 letters.

speedy · Post by **speedy** » 29-01-2006 03:35

THEY BOTH HAVE I IN

speedy · Post by **speedy** » 29-01-2006 03:35

AND E AND L

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 29-01-2006 04:23

Why is a pencil like a riddle ?

Because it's no good without a point