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by Messy » 15-01-2006 19:09
The emo kid misunderstood it completely!
..thinking it's a ska-beat! ha ;p
(look at his head bob up all wrong!)
edit: ah! found it:
http://kissthisguy.com for some very interesting misheard lyrics
(there are other sites but I'm sure you can google for them ;p)
I liked this one:
Led Zeppelin: Stairway To Heaven
The real lyrics were:
And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last.
But I misheard them as:
But if you listen very hard, the Jew will bother you a lot.
..meh :p
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by BunnyS » 15-01-2006 20:13
haha !! That's impressive mishearing , a friend of mine is well known for doing this with every song, one of the best was :
Kylie - Can't get you outta my Head
"I just can't get you outta my head ...." (real song)
"I just can't get you outta my bed" (his version)
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by speedy » 15-01-2006 20:29
System of a Down: Chop Suey
The real lyrics were:
Why'd you put the keys upon the table?
But I misheard them as:
Wider putter needed for this angle.
The embarassing moment of revelation:
I put it on the pub jukebox last week and all my mates laughed at me.
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by Rincewind SW » 15-01-2006 21:00
Heh.
I just submitted this one for Paranoid Android - Radiohead
The real lyrics were:
From a great height, From a great height...
But I misheard them as:
Former Greyhound, Former Greyhound...
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by fb.shev » 15-01-2006 21:45
speedy wrote:
System of a Down: Chop Suey
The real lyrics were:
Why'd you put the keys upon the table?
But I misheard them as:
Wider putter needed for this angle.
The embarassing moment of revelation:
I put it on the pub jukebox last week and all my mates laughed at me.
I cant recall that... but really?? omg i thought it was Why do you put the kids on the table... :shrugg: always thought it was that
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by Eka » 16-01-2006 16:57
Rincewind SW wrote:
Heh.
I just submitted this one for Paranoid Android - Radiohead
The real lyrics were:
From a great height, From a great height...
But I misheard them as:
Former Greyhound, Former Greyhound...
ROFL
Nice thread bunneh, I love these sort of things :p
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by Eka » 16-01-2006 16:59
Oh, and my favourite:
From "Love Spreads" by the stone roses
"I'm hidin' in the trees in a picnic, She's over there"
misheard as
"I'm havin' cheese with a pygmy, She's over there"
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by fb.shev » 16-01-2006 17:29
double posting bad.
system of a down - BYOB / Why do we always send teleport (send the poor) / Lies for the papercut (table cloth)
system of a down - Voilent Pron / Choking chicks inside of me (in sodomy)
system of a down - Kill rock and roll / (second verse) So i dont like the biggest arseholes (felt again)
In flames - The quiet place / Touch me now, this isn't.... (judge me now)
Deftones - knife party / Go get your knife come get your knife; im cumming (go get your knife go get your knife and come in)
sad really i didnt bother check them for ages and always sang them like that.. ><
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by speedy » 16-01-2006 19:33
it's "and sodomy"
lol
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by Messy » 16-01-2006 22:04
First time I heard Sunshine the Werewolf on the (then) new Dillinger Escape Plan album:
Tease me baby please me, there's a crotch down south / I'm planning on coming, alive tonight, you know we couldn't get it right! / Come save your life tonight, you know you'll never get it right!
Real version (cough):
Tease me baby please me, with the fresh disease / Hope riding on a bullet, alive tonight, you know we couldn't get it right! / Come save your life tonight, you know we'll never get it right!
...I thought I was pretty much done with puberty ^^;
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by R3L!K » 27-01-2006 04:12
Jimi Hendrix:
Instead of "'scuse me, while I kiss the sky"
Heard "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy"
....
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by Isil » 27-01-2006 08:20
R3L!K wrote:
Jimi Hendrix:
Instead of "'scuse me, while I kiss the sky"
Heard "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy"
....
That's actually what he sang live at Woodstock 69'.