Chorus: repeat 2X
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} DJ Panda
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} DJ Panda
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the channel
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like friendlies? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna hear about cY passing with bendies? (Uh-huh!)
Don’t ya think someone should make a map like Wembley? (Yeah yeah!)
Wanna hear the opposition getting trembly? (Huh?)
RadioK9’s great, I just love to commentate
I reckon we’re more entertaining than Dazlin trying to masturbate (Ummmm..)
And DJ Daboon said, "shit shit, fuck shit!"
And when he’s talking he imagines a fat girl’s tits
Cos radioK9’s started, ah feck I just farted
Daboon’s ratings are low, you’re all so cold hearted
And I'm at a dead end already
