Did you know..film sucked!

fb.shev · Post by **fb.shev** » 24-05-2006 22:12

that a fish could be your relative!

yes thats right kids, we were once fishees!!

the guiness advert backs it up too!

we are born with...gills

and generations ago. the ones that didnt evolve could have spawned from the spawn your ancesters spawned from! deducing... a fish could be your long lost brother......or 98732983798791287391739287198279183791873291732 billionth cousin.

oh its true.

so i can get my bruver shark on you if you piss me off!!!

random spam....

i just watched the da vinci code. never laughed so much. after argueing with me missus. about adam and eve and whether are relative to mary madelienabobbyperson.... i know she wins..... but it was so funny.

anyway. film sucked.

for a satanist anyway......... (and you athiests)... good for an agnostic.

and omg. did you know when they were in her old tomb thingy, the 1000 of years ago documents were labelled with new plastic covers....oh its twue.

and someone please tell me.... why the fuck is it good to be the last descendant from mary prostitute?... comeon who gives a hurar.

it was kind of like national treasure... but the ending gave them a life changing experience.,..

this one was like, ok so mary was my greeeeeatest grandma..... argh.

but i didnt know that friday the 13th was because of that,,,,

slimshady · Post by **slimshady** » 24-05-2006 22:20

to be honest, when i read the book i was much impressed (i even posted a thread about it here), but then when i checked the original painting and read what wikipedia says about it i was like wtf ..
total bullshit ..

the film won't be shown in Egypt

they don't want to upset christians here

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 24-05-2006 23:52

It's a good thing to upset Christians.

In fact, it's a good thing to upset people about what they believe in or trust in.

It can do two things:
1. Shake their beliefs and nudge them into being a (more) open-minded individual;
2. Have them hold on (desperately) to their beliefs, which should then give them more satisfaction, happiness, hope etc. right?

Besides, shev: is that LaVeyan or a more Crowleyesque satanism you apply to?

Post by **DavidM** » 25-05-2006 00:39

tell george double-u
he wont agree. evolution = lie.

fb.shev · Post by **fb.shev** » 25-05-2006 03:13

thiestic of course

....crowleyesue?

doesnt show much of a burden this way knowing that lucifer is just a christendom hoax.

RaGe|DB · Post by **RaGe|DB** » 25-05-2006 09:54

satanists :O!

worse than jehovas ;[

ps. edit. I have no clue what I'm japping about, I just want to have a nice flaming discussion.

Isil · Post by **Isil** » 25-05-2006 10:36

DavidM wrote: tell george double-u
he wont agree. evolution = lie.

Recently my grandparents got cable tv which gives them about 180 new channels. One of those channels is an American evangelical channel. I was browsing through all the channels (porn $\o/$ ) and came across this stadium presentation of a theory that the earth is only a couple of thousand years old. Christian science <3

"God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight." F. Nietzsche.

Mighty Midget · Post by **Mighty Midget** » 25-05-2006 11:14

According to one writer, god = sq. root -1. (the imaginary unit). I'm an agnostic, so I don't find that notion TOTALLY unacceptable

fb.shev · Post by **fb.shev** » 25-05-2006 14:56

Isil wrote: Recently my grandparents got cable tv which gives them about 180 new channels. One of those channels is an American evangelical channel. I was browsing through all the channels (porn $\o/$ ) and came across this stadium presentation of a theory that the earth is only a couple of thousand years old. Christian science <3

"God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight." F. Nietzsche.

wtffff

shit thats why my penis isnt straight!

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 25-05-2006 15:27

Your penis thinks of God?

Oh dear, your childhood must (have) be(en) a mess

Theistic satanism is foolish.
It's Nietzsche + Magic.

gg

WoOoOh magic!
*puts a MAGIC spell on Isil*

fb.shev · Post by **fb.shev** » 25-05-2006 15:41

*awaits the magic missile*

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 25-05-2006 15:44

"that a fish could be your relative!"

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 25-05-2006 16:27

We come from Adam and Steve

Mighty Midget · Post by **Mighty Midget** » 25-05-2006 18:23

Messy wrote: We come from Adam and Steve

And the sheppards all raised their hands in praise, holding high their staffs, and sang: "YMCA..."

fb.shev · Post by **fb.shev** » 25-05-2006 21:04

Messy wrote: We come from Adam and Steve

we evolved from fish its proven!!!