funneh, we need an off topic forum

Blitz · Post by **Blitz** » 12-07-2003 08:57

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC, told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on.

I was upset because the CD had become precious to me. After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take a close look at it."

To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.

4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F
2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D

"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said. "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says"

"One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

Larc · Post by **Larc** » 12-07-2003 09:27

microsoft is not more powerfull than the microwave... 3 seconds and it'll PFFFFT in a cool blue light, then it will be over... and stinky.

Harold|ZBN · Post by **Harold|ZBN** » 12-07-2003 13:12

Surge · Post by **Surge** » 12-07-2003 13:39

they hax

[1234]Jr · Post by **[1234]Jr** » 12-07-2003 14:28

I seen that coming, still

gnomeh · Post by **gnomeh** » 12-07-2003 19:25

besides that story being false
you could of just used a microscope or something, since cds are nothing but a punch a little tiny 1 and 0's

GazMaN · Post by **GazMaN** » 12-07-2003 19:35

plssssssssssssssssssssssss tell me your being ironic gnomeh!!!!

Astroboy · Post by **Astroboy** » 12-07-2003 20:22

lolol

FireCell · Post by **FireCell** » 13-07-2003 01:55

lol they punch onto the disc a tiny 1 or 0 roflmao

Larc · Post by **Larc** » 15-07-2003 03:59

Blitz = 0xEBB8
(can anyone figure out what i'm saying?, if you solve the riddle I will be very impressed!)

YoYo789 · Post by **YoYo789** » 15-07-2003 04:59

60344?
goeaa?

Post by **The_One** » 15-07-2003 05:02

that's what i got

i'm not smart enough

FireCell · Post by **FireCell** » 15-07-2003 09:26

well u gonna post the solution?

MeSSiaH{FCU} · Post by **MeSSiaH{FCU}** » 15-07-2003 15:54

please?

Post by **The_One** » 16-07-2003 01:39

bah! :p