Martin Johnson, Richard Hill and Johnny Wilkinson are standing before God in Heaven.
God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must
first ask you what you believe in."
Addressing Johnson first he asks, "what do you believe?"
Johnson looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be
the food of life.Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people
from the grim North to the bright lights of Twickenham. I have devoted my
life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their
club."
God looks up and offers Johnson the seat to his left. He then turns to Hill,
"and you, Hilly, what do you believe?"
Hill stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the
fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a
living embodiment of these traits."
God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Hill the seat to his right
Finally, he turns to Wilkinson, "and you, Johnny, what do you believe?"
aaaaaaaand
Little Bruce was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, mechanic. Bruce was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the
arse." The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some
colouring and then took Little Bruce aside to ask him, "Is that really
true about your father?" "No," said Bruce, "My father plays Rugby for
Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say".
"I believe..." says Wilkinson "...you're sitting in my seat."
rugger jokes:D
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