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Posted: 19-07-2005 21:58
by jooly
Found this one, quite like it (no, I'm afraid I'm not as creative as Nicky - or lazier - didn't make it up)
John Peters was surprised to see his window slide open and was positively shocked when he saw two strangers climb inside. What transpired next could only be described as a despicable act of thievery. John watched with rapt fascination as the two thieves systematically began to remove the priceless Persian carpets, artwork, and jewelry. Having stripped the room, the thieves climbed back out the window. Incredibly, John went back to what he had been doing before the thieves arrived and soon he'd forgotten about the entire incident. Why wouldn't John, who was in perfect health, have tried to stop the thieves or at the very least call the police after they had left?
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:03
by Kisa
He authorized a Movers Company ...
(he used to live in a high level, so they would use the windows instead of the stairs)
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:03
by nickspoon
John was also a thief?
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:03
by jooly
Coming in the window? No, they are thieves
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:05
by Kisa
Don't know what your movers do when you live in 4th floor and the house has no lift ... When I moved, they used an outdoor lift for that, attached to a window.
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:06
by jooly
Come up the stairs?
@nickspoon: It's his window
Nearly said Bugz
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:06
by nickspoon
Was John also a thief, possibly working for the same group?
(and true, there are some pretty inventive movers out there
)
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:07
by Kisa
The poor movers ...
Thieves' training?
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:08
by nickspoon
He's living in the house of someone rich whom he doesn't like and has installed his own windows?
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:08
by jooly
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:10
by Kisa
He and his wife are in divorce, and she wants to have everything. So he called the thieves to get everything. And the insurance can pay, too!
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:10
by jooly
very creative:) . odd that he should forget though...
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:12
by Kisa
He just dreamt it? Most people forget their dreams after they awake!
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:13
by nickspoon
It was all a dream. John was dreaming about something. Then he dreamt about that. Then he dreamt about the first thing again. Then in the morning he forgot all about it.
EDIT: Damn.
Also, an MS Paint graphical solution to the last one:
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:15
by jooly
Nope!
