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Posted: 19-07-2005 22:15
by Kisa
"doing what he did before" could be deep sleep
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:15
by Kisa
A thief dreamt of a successful prey

Posted: 19-07-2005 22:17
by nickspoon
Well, I'm tired now, so I'm leaving, but if anyone gets jooly's one, here's a dead guy one for you:
A man lies dead in his house. He is lying in a puddle. His TV is on. There is a hole in the roof of his house directly above him. An aeroplane flew over the house at the time of death. How did he die?
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:18
by Kisa
The famous ice block that fell from an aeroplane

Posted: 19-07-2005 22:20
by jooly
A cargo drop on his head through his open skylight?
Posted: 19-07-2005 22:21
by Kisa
When the cargo was water

Posted: 20-07-2005 03:54
by Jenneke
He saw his house and jumped
The puddle is his blood and various body fluids.
Posted: 20-07-2005 06:17
by nighthawk263
I agrree with kisa, it's frozen human waste, the aircraft did a drop over his ouse, it crashed through the roof stiking the man and killing him, only to melt and form the puddle on the floor.
Posted: 20-07-2005 06:36
by frkyjenn
jooly wrote:
Found this one, quite like it (no, I'm afraid I'm not as creative as Nicky - or lazier - didn't make it up)
John Peters is a young child or baby?
Posted: 20-07-2005 07:49
by Kisa
And the hole in the roof?
Posted: 20-07-2005 10:07
by jooly
Jenn - yes

Posted: 20-07-2005 10:10
by Kisa
And it simply rained through the roof?
Posted: 20-07-2005 10:21
by Wayfarer
Time we had a word one again...
What is the only 11 letter word in the English language that ends with the same 3 letters that it begins with?
Airplane one :- someone flushed the toilet on the plane - the water froze on the way down, took out the guy and then melted....
EDIT:- @Frkyjenn :p
Posted: 20-07-2005 10:27
by nickspoon
@Wafarer, nighthawk, Kisa and anyone else who got the same solution - yep.
Posted: 20-07-2005 17:20
by frkyjenn
Wayfarer wrote:
Time we had a word one again...
What is the only 11 letter word in the English language that ends with the same 3 letters that it begins with?
My daughter told me about this one time..She'd learned it in school.
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