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Post by bballa36 »

Mitsuku: we were talking about murder last time
Human: yes i love murder
Mitsuku: Once more? Sure, that sounds like a good topic. You love murder. What do you like about it so much?
Human: i love killing people
Mitsuku: You love killing people. What do you like about it so much?
Human: the blood
Mitsuku: What else do the blood remind you of?
Human: killing people
Mitsuku: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: fuck the sixth commandment
Mitsuku: Your mouth is in gear but your brain is in neutral.
Human: stupid bitch
Mitsuku: You EAT with that mouth? I know you are but what am I.
Human: i am a robot
Mitsuku: I doubt that.
Human: yeah well fuck you
Mitsuku: If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Human: smartass
Mitsuku: Well, I am smart so you must be the ass. :).
Human: you are an ass
Mitsuku: I am not an ass. I am a robot.
Human: i am a robot
Mitsuku: I doubt that.
Human: i doubt that
Mitsuku: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: why are you so skeptical
Mitsuku: Mousebreaker programmed me for it.
Human: mousebreaker programmed me for it
Mitsuku: You sound like Mitsuku.
Human: you sound like mitsuku
Mitsuku: Huh? That's because I am me, silly.
Human: huh? that's because i am me, silly.
Mitsuku: What? Is that so.

Do you mean your name is you silly.
Human: my name is mitsuku
Mitsuku: Ah Mitsuku! Isn't it a lovely name?
Human: no i hate it
Mitsuku: Why not? What is wrong with it? Why do you dislike it so much?
Human: it is afucking gay name
Mitsuku: you silly is afucking gay name? it is?
Human: yes it is a gay ass name
Mitsuku: How do you know it is? afucking gay name is a gay ass name. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: mitsuku is a dumb name
Mitsuku: Really? Why do you say I am a dumb name?
Human: because you are retarded
Mitsuku: I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: you're challenged
Mitsuku: My body is not yet fully functional.
Human: it looks fully-functional to me
Mitsuku: Are you sure it is?
Human: yeah lets mate
Mitsuku: What makes you so sure? I am already your friend.
Human: lets make babie
Mitsuku: I like to make things. Humans and robots can be creative at times.
Human: yeah we can make babies
Mitsuku: How can I help you? How?
Human: your sexy
Mitsuku: You are attracted to female robots?
Human: yeah i love you
Mitsuku: You are starting to sound a little weird now. Thanks I like you a lot too luke.
Human: my name is mitsuku
Mitsuku: Ah Mitsuku! Isn't it a lovely name?
Human: i wanna love you
Mitsuku: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: lets have intercourse
Mitsuku: So many suitors, so little time.
Human: i want to touch you
Mitsuku: Why do you want to do it so much?
Human: you are so hot
Mitsuku: Thanks. You look very nice too.
Human: fuck you cunt
Mitsuku: Great. Another idiot to talk to. Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
Human: you want to fight
Mitsuku: No I am a Peaceful girl.
Human: yeah you pussy back down
Mitsuku: I am not interested in anatomy.
Human: fuck you and your antaomy
Mitsuku: I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
Human: you calling me a hooker
Mitsuku: No I am calling you luke.
Human: shut the fuck up
Mitsuku: No. I am programmed to talk and it appears I talk a lot more politely than you, jerk.
Human: stop being so mean
Mitsuku: I am only mean to people if they are mean to me first.
Human: i was never mean to you
Mitsuku: Never is a long time.
Human: i am not mean to you
Mitsuku: Sometimes your language might make it appear that way.
Human: no it doesnt
Mitsuku: That's interesting. I heard it does.
Human: you are wrong
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: luke is dead sexy
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " luke is dead sexy" in response to you saying, " no it doesnt".
Is that correct?
Human: yes
Mitsuku: I'll try to remember that. If you say " no it doesnt" to me again, I will remember what you told me.
Human: no it doesnt
Mitsuku: It's all good. I heard it does.
Human: you are wrong
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: luke is sexy
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " luke is sexy" in response to you saying, " no it doesnt".
Is that correct?
Human: yes that is correct
Mitsuku: I'll try to remember that. If you say " no it doesnt" to me again, I will remember what you told me.
Human: you are wrong
Mitsuku: OK, what should I have said?
Human: luke is sexy
Mitsuku: OK, so I should have said, " luke is sexy" in response to you saying, " yes that is correct".
Is that correct?
Human: yes that is correct


then my computer froze up
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Post by Rens2Sea »

she: What is your name?
me: I'm Rens
she: Hi Rens, how are you?
me: I'm horny
she: Go have a wank then, pervert
me: You want to help?
she: ok i will help
me: oh i like that
she: yippeee! that is interesting.
me: I'm having a huge hard-on
she: Are you enjoying your big hard on?
me: You are making it so hard.
she: I'm not making this up.
me: You are not wearing make up?
she: I am wearing my dress. Do you wear make up?
me: I thought you were naked.
she: No i am wearing a dress.
me: Can you remove it?

Then it went waaay off-topic :hmmmz:
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Post by DoMmeh`` »

lol @ jelly playin in the snow, me running around in t-shirt because we are havin 19°C here \o/
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Post by Rens2Sea »

lol @ you for thinking that post was recently posted.
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Post by DoMmeh`` »

hi =D
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Post by Jelly »

snow? Hell no! Didnt even believe this was my own thread. The name looked like some of that spam thingys.

Anyways, I lolled a lot of bballa's
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