Post your wise and smart things here

RaGe*NL* · Post by RaGe*NL* » 04-07-2003 18:44

[19:37:49] <RaGe^Smart> who is dumb?

[19:38:04] <Afflictor> u
[19:38:11] <RaGe^Smart> pwned
[19:38:23] <Afflictor> acting dumb as a smart guy is easy
[19:38:35] <Afflictor> but its impossible the other way around [19:38:52] <Afflictor> got ya!

[19:38:54] <RaGe^Smart> damn
[19:38:56] * RaGe^Smart dies
[19:38:58] *** ^Sa^D_D3viL (blablabla@D_D3vil.users.quakenet.org) has joined #dbpickup
[19:39:01] <Afflictor> nah
[19:39:05] <Afflictor> u dont have to die for that
[19:39:09] <RaGe^Smart> but that means im smart o//
[19:39:16] <Afflictor> it doesnt
[19:39:20] <RaGe^Smart> u see, im acting smart

[19:39:26] <Afflictor> yay
[19:39:29] <RaGe^Smart> and since i am smart, i have to act o//
[19:39:37] <Afflictor> lol
[19:39:41] <Afflictor> dont turn it upside down
[19:39:54] * Jay4eVerZ_afk [away] [reason: autoaway after 60 minute(s) idle] [since: 18:39:54] [logger: off] [pager: off]
[19:40:18] <RaGe^Smart> ^^ i aint
[19:40:25] <RaGe^Smart> im turning it right
[19:40:28] <RaGe^Smart> u had it upside down
[19:40:32] <RaGe^Smart> im just fixing ur errors
[19:41:17] <RaGe^Smart> oO
[19:41:23] <Afflictor>

[19:41:24] <cY|h3r3tic> what errors?
[19:41:43] <RaGe^Smart> the error of being smart when ur acting dumb
[19:41:49] * `riCo is away (Sign off)
[19:41:54] <cY|h3r3tic> oh...
[19:41:55] <RaGe^Smart> and since im acting smart i cant be dumb cause he said only smart people can act dumb
[19:41:59] <RaGe^Smart> so i have to be smart
[19:42:05] <RaGe^Smart> since dumb cant act smart
[19:42:07] <RaGe^Smart> Gotcha!
[19:42:09] <cY|h3r3tic> aha
[19:42:16] <cY|h3r3tic> so i am dumb too?
[19:42:23] <cY|h3r3tic> because i dont really get it
[19:42:29] <Afflictor> no
[19:42:32] <Afflictor> thats why u r smart
[19:42:35] <cY|h3r3tic> oh
[19:42:35] <RaGe^Smart> yeah !
[19:42:37] <cY|h3r3tic> aha
[19:42:40] <cY|h3r3tic> rite...
[19:42:45] <Afflictor>

)
[19:42:48] <Messy> O_O
[19:42:48] <Afflictor> teh confusion
[19:42:49] <Afflictor>

[19:42:49] <RaGe^Smart> the less u understand, the smarter u are
19:42:50] * cY|h3r3tic is smart... HURRAY $\o/$
[19:42:50] <Messy> OMFG
[19:42:51] <Messy> UR ALL STUPID
[19:42:53] <Messy> X'D
[19:42:56] *** Rens2PIZZA is now known as PizzaWasGood-_-
[19:42:58] <cY|h3r3tic> no
[19:42:59] <Messy> -_-
[19:42:59] <Afflictor> see
[19:43:03] <cY|h3r3tic> we are all madly smart
[19:43:08] <Messy> roskilde pwnz j00

[19:43:08] <Afflictor> Messy tryin to tell us he is smart
[19:43:11] <Afflictor> but he isnt
[19:43:12] <Afflictor> =)
[19:43:14] <Messy> o/
[19:43:17] <cY|h3r3tic> dumb...?

h3r3tic · Post by **h3r3tic** » 04-07-2003 18:53

<cY|h3r3tic> i kill RaGe if you dont watch out
<RaGe^Smart>

<RaGe^Smart> dont!
<cY|h3r3tic> oh...
<cY|h3r3tic> already did :\

Post by **The_One** » 04-07-2003 19:57

please make it go away!

DiStUrbeD · Post by **DiStUrbeD** » 04-07-2003 20:51

From people you guys dont know, but i figure ill post it anyway:

[00:07] <{Psy4}Reap|Slp|Jail> http://www.boners.com/grub/787668.html
[00:08] <{Psy4}sKiLLs> nice
[00:08] <{Psy4}sKiLLs> I would never give a rat my weed
[00:09] <{Psy4}Reap|Slp|Jail> lol
[00:09] <{Psy4}Reap|Slp|Jail> its a squirl u n00b
[00:09] <{Psy4}sKiLLs> just a rat with a fluffy tail =)

[11:30:31 am] <DeFuSi0N> *huggles all*
[11:31:13 am] <christowang> huggles?
[11:31:40 am] <DeFuSi0N> yus
[11:31:50 am] <christowang> thats like Rosie O'Donnell saying Cutie Putootie
[11:32:02 am] <DeFuSi0N> so

[11:32:11 am] <christowang> Her and her stupid Easter Island Head
[11:32:53 am] <christowang> Trying to be a role model for kids, when all she really wanted was Madonna to sit on her face
[11:33:29 am] <DeFuSi0N> lol

(23:20:26) (@Scorp) juve go get some speakers and hook them up
(23:20:27) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) if i kjnew how to hook'm up id jack my dads or sis's hehe
(23:20:27) (@S|Te) the ghettooness is coming out of em
(23:20:36) (@jeb4zi4) omg
(23:20:38) (@Scorp) oh my god
(23:20:42) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) hehe
(23:20:48) (@jeb4zi4) its called plug it in
(23:20:53) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) i dunno where though
(23:20:58) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) and i dont wanna break ne thing
(23:21:05) (@jeb4zi4) match the colors of the wires to the back plug
(23:21:17) (@jeb4zi4) think elementary
(23:21:19) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) theres like 100 back plugs
(23:21:25) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) adn they dont have colors
(23:21:26) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) just pictures
(23:21:27) (@`Ecko) wtf, stop talking like idiots
(23:21:28) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) oooooooo
(23:21:35) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) one has a picture of speakers
(23:21:36) (@{[jUv3niLe]}) w00t w00t

<SexGm> we califroranins are sofitisicated and intelligent

10:59 <{dR}-Cobra> u can slide your tung from my gootch to my bung, lick it up and down all around left to right it feels real nice, do some circles with your tongue feel it, poke it we'll have some fun.....sniff it whiff it spank it yank it, grab it smack it feel it whack it.....you love my body you want some more, now put your tung in my bung you dirty whore

<Beaver> we were all black in the begining of time
<Beaver> but some of us turned colors
<Beaver> as we moved

<{dR}-Dregs> work at 2
<{dR}-Dregs> nhm n
<{dR}-Dregs> oop
<{dR}-Dregs> im naked and my weenie plopped onto the keys
<floosie> haha
<{dR}-Dregs> just got out of the shower

<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit.

I think ill stop there.

DiStUrbeD · Post by **DiStUrbeD** » 04-07-2003 21:03

k one more

<crash> mmm cashews
<{dR}-Dregs> gross
<crash> you're kidding
<nOv1c3> gross ??
<crash> you don't like nuts?
<nOv1c3> if ythje man wants to chew on nutts let em
<nOv1c3> the
<{dR}-Dregs> cashew is the least desierable of all the salted snack nuts
<crash> whatever
<crash> cashews is #1
<DaWg> lol i love them
<{dR}-Dregs> the after taste ruins their image
<DaWg> i like the nuts
<ShOOt> you guys sure do know your nuts
<{dR}-Dregs> almonds
<crash> sh00t is just jealous because of his lack of nut knowledge
<{dR}-Dregs> thats the $$ nut
<nOv1c3> lol
<ShOOt> hehe
<crash> grow a pair buddy!
<crash> =P
<ShOOt> i have a couple they are just really small /
<sh0ck> |:
<crash> ...
<{dR}-Dregs> i thought you said you were a furtile turtle shoot
<DaWg> sh0ck likes the nuts
<ShOOt> in my younger years lol
<sh0ck>

<crash> shock want to come eat some nuts with me?
<sh0ck> depends
<{dR}-Dregs> all he has is cashews
<{dR}-Dregs> that crap nut
<{dR}-Dregs> spanish peanuts are more my style
<crash> bah
<DaWg> those arent bad
<crash> you have bad taste in nuts
<sh0ck> peanuts suck
<Respekt> boiled peanuts!
<crash> i like smooth curvy textured nuts
<{dR}-Dregs> not spanish peanuts
<Respekt> mmm
<{dR}-Dregs> they have the skin on
<crash> with a touch of salt
<{dR}-Dregs> pfft you would know a good nut if i shot one all of your goofy face
<DaWg> lol ok i dont like where this is going
<DaWg> =|

theberkin8or · Post by **theberkin8or** » 05-07-2003 05:39

which one of those is you dis?

Panda · Post by **Panda** » 05-07-2003 11:58

From the TEZC quote collection:

(Robban^): my toenail is sharp as a knife

Robban^ kills TEZC-Rens2Codin with his evil toenail

<comet_11> I hope I never go to prison
<comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I showered just then

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

{+fs|0|Pele} but you americans have big penis , we have such small penis ...how can we win with such small penis ?

(@TEZC-Rage) Definition of a netsplit :- curve musta started another clan for DB

<TEZC-Relik> no matter how bad things get, wanking always cheers me up....

Darkie zips his ice-tea
<ReZ-> sips
<Darkie> sips ?
<Darkie> omg .... i've been spelling it wrong for 10 years

<Highlander> Darkie gives me sex AND internet

<^EliCA^> i make wonderful blowjobs?

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Diab · Post by **Diab** » 05-07-2003 17:16

"on next weeks show, watch panda quote from his new clan cY!"

RaGe*NL* · Post by RaGe*NL* » 05-07-2003 18:03

[18:59:49] <Khushdi> WTF
[18:59:50] <BL44T> timer
[18:59:55] <BL44T>

[18:59:56] <Chick-kun> cheese
[18:59:57] <KleX> badct\proppi

[18:59:57] <BL44T> antispam
[18:59:58] <Chick-kun> \/
[19:00:00] <Chick-kun> \/o
[19:00:02] <BL44T>

[19:00:03] <Khushdi> stfu
[19:00:03] <badct\proppi> ach halt du doch dein maul du pupsnase!!
[19:00:08] <KleX> i smell ppl who want a pickuP?
[19:00:09] <Chick-kun> stfu
[19:00:10] <badct\proppi> ach halt du doch dein maul du pupsnase!!
[19:00:11] <Khushdi> yesh
[19:00:14] <Khushdi> pickup!
[19:00:16] <Chick-kun> stfu
[19:00:16] <KleX> k
[19:00:17] <badct\proppi> ach halt du doch dein maul du pupsnase!!
[19:00:19] <Chick-kun> ;/
[19:00:25] *** BL44T is now known as BL44T|tennis
[19:00:38] <badct\proppi> was is klex?
[19:01:02] <RaGe^Gone> omg look
[19:01:03] *** Coaster is now known as coaster
[19:01:05] <RaGe^Gone> it started english
[19:01:05] <KleX> du bist lustig

[19:01:07] <RaGe^Gone> now it ended german
[19:01:08] <RaGe^Gone> scary!
[19:01:12] *** DB|HighPriest is now known as [3dg]Highpriest
[19:01:16] <Messy> O_o
[19:01:16] <RaGe^Gone> so this means england will turn into germany
[19:01:17] <RaGe^Gone> xD
[19:01:29] <Messy> yesh es will
[19:01:32] <T-Storm> all things good eventually turn out to be german... or something
[19:01:33] <RaGe^Gone> jr wants to hear that

RaGe*NL* · Post by RaGe*NL* » 05-07-2003 18:04

btw diab, joker, panda wont be in cY

DiStUrbeD · Post by **DiStUrbeD** » 05-07-2003 20:50

theberkin8or wrote: which one of those is you dis?

i'm not in any of those

I was just around to see it

BlackFlame · Post by **BlackFlame** » 06-07-2003 14:49

Panda · Post by **Panda** » 06-07-2003 15:54

some new ones:

(@fs|DaBOON) i like big yellow negro's

(The_One) now where did i put my keyboard

theberkin8or · Post by **theberkin8or** » 06-07-2003 17:49

rofl euros are funny i need to hang out with you guys more :-D

BL44T · Post by **BL44T** » 06-07-2003 18:01