Adviser: Mr President! WE GOT HIM!
Bush: ...
Adviser: .. Saddam.. we caught him...
Bush: ....
Adviser: You know... Iraq?
Bush: ...
Adviser: ..um.. well here he is **big screen plops down, video of Saddam on it
Bush: OH!!! HELL YEAH! YAHOO!!!
Adviser: You know now?
Bush: YES! YOU GOT SANTA!
Adviser: *dies*
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LIVE from the White House, George Bush is playing "pin the dictator on the map"
Adviser: and.. The next person to be captured on war crimes will be ....
Bush (blindfolded): HAW HAW I LOVE THIS GAY-UM!
....
Wait.. there must be a proper way to do this oO
Bush had fuck all to do with it, some bastard grassed Saddam up ha

.. now, where, where, where's bin laden?