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Wayfarer and Kisa have solved the first one
and only wayfarer has solved the second

There are plenty of clues for both maybe there are more that you can access by looking at a certain type of information

well tbh Im having enough trouble with not pron at the moment ! :p

you can PM me what you've done if you want, I've got nothing much to do right now

oh u must be one of the lucky people who have finished then !? :D con grats

Yes I am and you're not far of either

yeah but you under estimate how long it will take me

BunnyS wrote: I have 3 words

W T F

I just did 50-53... yeah... I think bunnys sums up my sentiments pretty well.

Joke time

A woman and two men are on a business trip but due to a mix up with the hotel they must all share a double bed. The men don't want to sleep next to each other so the woman says that she will sleep in the middle to avoid an argument.
The next morning the first man says "wow I had an amazing dream where this sexy blonde woman was wanking me off!"
The second man says "Wow I had the exact same dream!"
And the woman says "you men have disgusting minds, I dreamt that I was skiing."

I heard it today and found it funny

It is good.....try this one:

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"