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Posted: 31-07-2005 12:41
by TheAssimilationist
@nighthawk::lol:

at Nicky: you have a disgusting mind:D

Posted: 31-07-2005 19:49
by Nicky
:lol: I know I do :D

Posted: 31-07-2005 19:50
by nighthawk263
We all know! :D

Posted: 31-07-2005 19:52
by Nicky
:D

Re: Creativity test

Posted: 01-08-2005 18:28
by socialxdistortionist
Originally posted by Nicky
(avoid obvious answers like "no sharp corners" etc.)
A hole doesn't have "corners" and even less "sharp corners". Think about it. That doesn't make sense. I guess you win.

Posted: 01-08-2005 18:30
by Nicky
That why I said NO sharp corners :D

Posted: 01-08-2005 19:27
by Wayfarer
Of course there are square holes - I've seen them in cemeteries! Do they bury people in circular coffins?! OK maybe the obese ones...

Posted: 01-08-2005 19:29
by Nicky
:lol:

Posted: 02-08-2005 08:14
by supamom
:lol: :lol: :lol: ahh, sorry, can't stop laughing from the two jokes i just read :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 02-08-2005 21:24
by Nicky
Ok,

A woman walks over to a man wearing blue swimming trunks on a beach and she says "Your eyes match your trunks."
And the man says "why? are they bulging"

Posted: 03-08-2005 08:25
by supamom
hahahahahahaha:lol:

Posted: 03-08-2005 09:21
by Rebecca
because all sexist things are round
(should be wo manole covers)

Posted: 03-08-2005 09:24
by TheAssimilationist
Three men are standing at the pearly gates before St. Peter. he asks the first man to tell his story.

"I come home early from work one day and find my wife scrambling to get dressed. and I see a pair of mens briefs on the floor. Now I'm a boxers guy, so I know she's been having an affair. So I run to the window and see this guy running out the door to our apartment building, so I grab the nearest thing I can find, a refrigerator, and heave it out at him. But the thing's so heavy I have a heart attack and die as a result."

St peter agrees to let him pass and inquires of the second.

"Heck if I know, I'm on my lunch, I'm late getting back to work. I'm running out the door to get back, and I get a refrigerator dropped on me."

St Peter lets him in and turns to the third

"How did you die?"

"Me? I was in this refrigerator, minding my own business..."

Posted: 03-08-2005 09:27
by Kisa
OUCH! :lol:

Posted: 03-08-2005 09:31
by TheAssimilationist
I know a ton of blonde jokes, but I wouldn't want to offend anyone.

Especially since most of the blondes here are probably smarter than I am anyway.