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Posted: 03-07-2005 21:27
by BunnyS
Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:28
by Nicky
1) Why are manhole covers round?
2) What can you use a paperclip for?
3) What would happen if everyone in the world stamped their right foot at the same time?
4) How do you decelerate a car?
5) What the hell does that mean?
6) How creative are you?
7) What is real (in your eyes)?
Is this a rhetorical question?
9) If you travel back in time and accidentally knock over a pineapple what would have changed when you get back to the future?
10) What is the question?
11) Chocolate cake?
12) How do you dry a wet flannel?
13) Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:29
by Nicky
Because they have lots of invisible umbrellas
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:30
by Kisa
They're growing as fast as they're shrinking, so you don't see any difference
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:31
by BunnyS
no they are waterproof
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:31
by Nicky
They are too lumpy for the rain to make a difference
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:37
by BunnyS
oh its because they are all dogs in disguise
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:38
by Nicky
They aren't actually there so thats why they don't shrink
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:38
by Kisa
They are made of synthetics ... It's all the big wool conspiracy
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:41
by Nicky
spoon!
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:41
by Kisa
nick?
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:42
by Nicky
No just spoon
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:43
by Kisa
Need a toothpick?
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:45
by Nicky
no but if you insist
Posted: 03-07-2005 21:46
by Kisa
Of course I insist, but I'm not yet sure on what
Next question?
On what should people insist?