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Arghhhh CHICK

I would have got it days ago but I forgot you're from america and you call . a period

*Smashes head into desk and breaks it*

the desk or the head?

I wasn't aware that . was called something else when it was at the end of a sentence, what's it called elsewhere?

I don't know why, but I get the strangest feeling this is all Ernest Hemmingways fault.

Let us once again exercise instead of our lateral thinking and abstract reasoning, our random recombination and creative intuition. Let us ponder the fate of the mythical beast of most wonderous renown, the unicorn.

And let us remain aware that as we weave our tales, they should always remain, as my attempts at cultured discourse, complete BS.

thank you.

Because Manhole covers were inspired by the same aliens who brought you crop circles.

Nicky wrote: What would happen if everybody in the word stamped their right foot at the exact same moment?

This is impossible. You'd have to have everyone on the entire planet awake at the same hour. Sorry folks but I and other lazy people like me are sleeping in

Apart from the obvious! What can you use a paperclip for? [/B][/QUOTE]

Paperclips are better than stressballs. Whenever you're really frustrated you can take it out on them . You can bend them back to their original shape when you're done. They're really forgiving.

aic2276 wrote: I don't care about the manholes. I just want to know what cruel person decided to put door knobs at nut hieght. That shit hurts when you're drunk or not paying attention.

Or maybe the deeper question is who decided to put your nuts at doorknob height?

BunnyS wrote: why ding dong and not dong ding !?

Because Ding comes before Dong in the Dingtionary.

Kisa wrote: 100 ways to decelerate a car (no need to sit inside )

If gas prices keep going up the way they are noone is going to be able to afford to drive anymore and everybody's cars are going to decelerate when they run out of gas.

@Theassimilationist: In America a . is called a period but over here its called a full stop

Just a little question until tomorrow
I don't think it has already been asked too many to read through right now


What is the only case sensitive word in the english language?

When?

English.

Could someone explain that SPOON/CHICK riddle code again? Even with all the posts I couldn't figure out where the answer comes from.