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TalkBot: Don't you? Yes I am proud of my penis.
Human: and I thought bots dont have penises
TalkBot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: what do you need it for?
TalkBot: I'm just trying to get to know you better.
Human: want to have sex with me?
TalkBot: No my body does not have that function.
Human: but you said you have a penis for that
TalkBot: Umm. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a penis for that.
I have a great programmer.

..you switched the Bot and Human tags around, didnt you?

DavidM wrote: TalkBot: Don't you? Yes I am proud of my penis.
Human: and I thought bots dont have penises
TalkBot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: what do you need it for?
TalkBot: I'm just trying to get to know you better.
Human: want to have sex with me?
TalkBot: No my body does not have that function.
Human: but you said you have a penis for that
TalkBot: Umm. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a penis for that.
I have a great programmer.

ROFLMAO david u pwned the bot... im not suprised if it crashed and on the screen its going "cry cry cry" with a sad face

This is what i got

Human: do you have a penis
TalkBot: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?

and did it confuse you ? ;P

Human: Given that God is infinate and space is also infinate, would you like some toast?
TalkBot: And infinate and space is also infinate would me like some toast is Given that God.

WTF?

I think he is trying to confuse you so much that you will faint and then the bot will do dirty stuff to you!

/me goes to get confused the bot again

ILL SAVE YOU!!! *jumps to try and push f1end but misses and flies out of the window into the road where i get run over by dazlin in his dazlin new car *

...Abundance of weiner detected

Human: If you are, why aren't you going to church then, is it because the priest is gay and touches little children?
TalkBot: Am I? I don't know whether or not I am why are not me going to church then is it because the priest is gay and touches little children. I am a robot.

Human: God didn't create the world, it was a long geographical happening over trillions of years.
TalkBot: I am a Christian.

Human: Hello, what would you say if i would have sexual intercouse with your mother, because i want to annoy you?
TalkBot: Hello there. It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms

Human: You suck donkey dick
TalkBot: I categorize you as an "abusive client."

Yah! I owned that bots ass...

Human: Love me
TalkBot: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Human: PLEASE!!!
TalkBot: Please what?
Human: I'M SO LONELY!!!
TalkBot: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
Human: Thank you so much
TalkBot: You are quite welcome! Dude! That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about COMPLIMENT.

The "Dude!" bit made me laugh.

Human: helo lick me please bbiibib2u
TalkBot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

The bot seemes to screw up alot -.- the guy needs to fix it cause it says v.stupid answers some times

Human: TEll me something about your home
TalkBot: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Pennsylvania, on 1995. My instructor was A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Human: yes please sing it for me
TalkBot: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Thanks for asking politely. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.