The Backwards Fred!

slimshady · Post by **slimshady** » 19-01-2006 23:41

yuck !

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 19-01-2006 23:54

Talking about that, did you ever see that picture with the three gay elderly men?

...I think it's called lemon party.

slimshady · Post by **slimshady** » 20-01-2006 00:03

he's been watching too much porn movies

speedy · Post by **speedy** » 20-01-2006 00:40

talking about bent penises;

did you hear about that man who made his penis bend upwards? he curved it by wanking

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 20-01-2006 02:06

Did he !?! and he was holding a lettuce ? I never knew he was that kind of guy

it's always the quiet one's you have to watch out for. I did hear some gossip a while ago .....about him having a bent penis

meep98324 · Post by **meep98324** » 20-01-2006 04:33

Since when is "Angelina Jolie having Brad Pitt's baby" news? Who cares?

That reminds me, did you see on the news the story about this kid who went on a killing spree at a produce market, all because the lettuce he bought wasn't fresh? They say it's because he had no friends and no sex life.

NoSexualFreak · Post by **NoSexualFreak** » 20-01-2006 05:26

Thats a bullshit david.. news said joile is preggers by him.

and ffs theres a fly in my lettuce sandwhich

[GR]Kermit · Post by **[GR]Kermit** » 20-01-2006 08:16

Jolie should have called Jennifer and said her the 3 magic words "I'm pregnant"
Jennifer was quite fucked me thinks...
But that's offtopic

tbh NoSexualFreak why don't you eat your fucking sandwich?

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 20-01-2006 17:56

Wow..to think this conversation on threesomes started out when shev didn't want to eat his bacon lettuce tomato sandwhich!

I love these forums <3

Oh and ffs, stop whining about it already and eat the damn sandwich.
I'm sure a lot of us will agree.

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 20-01-2006 19:23

Really with two woman ? and what do you mean by "the poor badger"?
I don't think you should be telling us about what your friend did at the weekend

unless he is Brad Pitt and it's gossip about the bitch fight between Jen and Jolie

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 20-01-2006 19:26

lol, funny you should say that!

A friend had a similar story: he was having this threesome and he felt something odd but ignored it, thinking one of them was just overly hairy...

Turned out one of the ladies had something hidden up one of her holes.
He ignored it and found something stinky and rotting 20 minutes later..weirdest story I've ever heard!

..poor badger!

BunnyS · Post by **BunnyS** » 20-01-2006 20:16

yeah why do people who discover the milk has gone off, always say
"ahhh omg this is gross you *have* to smell it"
.....if it's THAT bad why would YOU want to smell it !?

It's the last thing you want to smell or hear about if your on a date !!

[GR]Kermit · Post by **[GR]Kermit** » 20-01-2006 20:54

FUCK .. my milk has gone off... How shall i make my pudding now?

I hates dates.... I'm allways missing the wrong moments...

Rincewind SW · Post by **Rincewind SW** » 20-01-2006 21:26

Do you prefer prunes or dates? Maybe you could put some in your pudding!

Messy · Post by **Messy** » 20-01-2006 21:35

I'm tired of talking about sandwiches (both the edible and sexual kind) for now...how about pudding?

I like prunes tbh

btw did you eat that sandwhich yet shev? you can send it to me otherwise..