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<-----Angelica

*stickheadoutoflab*

Well, it doubles as a kitchen. A lab and a kitchen have a lot in common. Plus it's where the oven is!

<----- Annanagram

@Elsa: I think they are too small for ToTo.

Is he back already?

<---- Garfie

thanks for the small rabbit Annanagram

<----- Annanagram

Well, I didn't find a bigger one

<----ToTo

Back from duck hunting. Bastards wouldn't come down to the ground. Nut I got this nice looking turkey. Anyone have any stuffing?

<----- Annanagram

What stuffing do you want? Angelica can make you some herbal stuffing, or we can use my rabbit

<----ELSA


Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't you think it was very convenienct that you found these items so easily? Or am i just getting paranoid now???? Dammit, i'm gonna put on my mask and head off for the house, wanna take a look around and see if anything has changed over there since we left! Back soon.

<----- Annanagram

Well, since we were hunting quite a mile away from here, I don't think this is something bad ...

<----ToTo

I don't think anything is wrong with my turkey. Bread stuffing, don't care what kind.

<----- Annanagram

However, I'm HUNGRY!

When will the food be ready?

<----ToTo

Soon I hope. @Annanagram, you know how you grew me a leg, well do you think you could grow us some thumbs?

Hey, I've got some nice liquor I ripped off of some retard named jaypack if you guys want. He was pretty smashed, kept mumbling something about how he's worthless now. Also said to me he used to be a really important designer of notpron, and he's been replaced by the rest of his co-workers, like Aech T. Eam, Huin Doles, Logan boax, and a guy they called zorce. I've heard rumors of these guys, hold alot of dark secrets about the internet. He seems pretty pissed off, I'm not sure if he's lying or not, but he seems to be the best shot we have for now. maybe we could use him to help us?

<----ToTo

I don't know Bozer, We've been pretty leary of strangers lately. May be worth a shot though. Let us all think about it for a bit ok.

aic2276 wrote: <----ToTo

@Annanagram, you know how you grew me a leg, well do you think you could grow us some thumbs?

No, since thumbs are not part of your genetic structure. Cats and dogs don't have the 'program' to perform such an 'operation'.

<~~~ Razor

*(( Wakes up very slowly and very groggy, trying to remember what happend. He tries to sit up and can't. The dried blood seems to have glued his head to the floor boards. His fingers begin to work again and he streches them out. His arms nor his legs can move!. He tries to stretch his gaze around and sees his rock!))*

Grampa! Finally! Help me get up, I can't move...

What do you mean you can't?

Fine I'll do it myself!

*(( He forces his head up and the blood begins to pour as the nail from the broken floorboard exits his skull. As the edges of his vision grow darker, his rock begins to weep. As the life is painfully drained from him his grasp around his stick loosens, as the stick rolls across the floor it turns into a scroll of decoding cyphers, He stands, trying to stay alive, only to fall again driving the nail once again into his skull. He and the rock burst into millions of tiny particles, tehn disappear, never to be seen again.))*