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<--- Tilly

Pah, tax. I'm not here to solve any riddles, so it doesn't apply to me.
Good night! *lays down in her corner and falls asleep*

<--- Kex

*confused* I never got told to pay tax, does that mean I don't have to pay?

<----- Stooge

I don't know, all I can think is it means you must have pre-paid already somehow or other......

Anyway, I'm starting to get hungry now, is there any food in here?

<--- Kex

Sure. Follow me! *walks into the kitchen* What do you like?

<------ Stooge

If we had some cereal or some ham and eggs, that would be good.....

<--- Kex

*gets cereals out* Milk or juice with that?
*fries some ham and eggs*
*puts everything down on the table for Stooge*

<---- Stooge

Milk and juice with my cereal, please....

Ah, this will be perfect for getting my strength back. Thanks!

<--- Kex

*puts two bottles, milk and juice, down in front of Stooge*
*gets herself a coffee and sits down, too*
So, what are you doing here?

<----- Stooge

*puts the milk in his cereal*

It would be nice if I knew what I was doing here but it seems to be becoming less and less clear...... I don't know how I got here, I don't know where I came from, and I don't know how long it's been....... I remember thinking that I might have arrived here from Level 0, and somehow taken a wrong turn.... I can't be sure......... that house outside the tent seems familiar somehow, but seems many times more devious, evil, and wicked than I remember.....

Ah, I must say you make a good ham and eggs. I know it's been a long time since I've had ham and eggs this delicious.

<--- Kex

*smiles* Since you don't remember that much, how do you know that this is good?
Maybe it's just your hunger telling you that!
Need more?
About the house - yes, it's evil.
Nothing else.
I don't think I arrived from level 0 here, I just got told about this level, and I have a bet with someone that I'll beat this riddle.

<----- Stooge

Yes, it could be my hunger.

Maybe a little more ham please?

<--- Kex

Sure. *fries a big portion of ham, humming, and puts it down in front of Stooge*
Have you tried to enter that door already?

<----- Stooge

Thanks.....

Twice, in fact...... Way back when there were tentacles on the door, I tried to kick one of the door-tentacles and it grabbed me and sent me flying. Ended up breaking a leg. *grins sheepishly* I must have been new to the place...

Then this other time I went to the house with Thursday and we were bringing salt to try to dehydrate the tentacles on the door. Well, the tentacles were gone and Thursday ended up throwing the salt at the door. It hissed and let out this utterly God-awful hideous smell that made Thursday faint and almost knocked my socks off.

Anyway, I remember being here once and Tin Man was here, and you were .... er .... locked in the guest room, throwing fits of dementia, and screaming. Can that be true?

<--- Kex

*blushes* Possible. *leaves the kitchen hastily*

<---- Stooge

Er, I'm sorry if you took offense to that remark or something.....