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(No one's asking you to read the whole thread, but I recommend the first 6 or 7 pages, they're the best)

Oh, yea..... Anyway, it looks like you somehow slipped through by accident and found your way to Level Two. That's okay, though. Did you notice the cat outside the house? He's sitting on top of the doorbell. He's going to cast a magic spell on you, of course this is going to be after the police come and get you for breaking and entering. And after the cat puts the hex on you you're going to forever be afflicted with the Curse of the Notpron House. MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

<--- Kex

*awakes*
*lies there for a while and stares out of the window*
*eventually gets up and dresses*
*gets herself some breakfast from the kitchen, fills a pitcher with water and leaves the tent*
*walks over to the grave and waters the roses*
*puts the pitcher aside and sits down, staring thoughtfully at the grave*

*lies on a patch of brown gras, still unconscious*

<--- Kex

*sighs*
*finally gets up and walks over into the lab* *walks over to Angelica* Sleeping. *smiles and strokes Angelica's hair*
*looks around* *walks over into the back room* *notices that the mice are dead due to lack of food and water for several days already* Oh - I was unconscious that long? Wait - that means that Angelica was sleeping all this time, too! *covers the cages with blankets*
*returns to Angelica and checks her* Just sleeping. Was she that exhausted? *sighs*
*sits down next to Angelica and waits*

*a couple of hungry wolves pass by*
*one of them notices the body and stops to find out what it is*
*motions his fellows*

*the boss approaches and, after a short check, declares the body edible*
*starts to rip pieces apart and eats*
*soon, the other wolves participate in the meal, hungry as they are*

*then the wolves continue on their way, leaving just some bone fragments and a brown gem*

<-------Derse

*wakes up*
*yawns*
*gets out of bed*
*walks into the main room*
*stretches*
*the device falls out of her pocket*
*walks outside and looks up at the house*
*enters the house*

<--- Kex

*awakes with a start as Derse passes by*
*leaves the lab and sees her entering the house*
*follows*

<-------Derse

*wanders around the first room and admires the fish swimming in the tanks dotted around the room*
<So this place really does change>

<--- Kex

*smiles* Nice! That house was never as beautiful like this before!

<---------Derse

*after walking around each of the fish tanks walks back over to Kex*
This house is strange.

<--- Kex

Yes, it is. My personal theory is, it is created to drive everyone insane who enters it. *thoughtfully* Especially now that it's basically useless.

<-------Derse

*admires the room*

<--- Kex

Look, there's a door! *points* Is that an animal painted on it?

<-------Derse

*smiles* Its some sort of bear I think.

<--- Kex

Okay, then we should NOT enter that room! *looks around* And another door - *points*