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R u starting a new rpg at level two l8er?
<-- Deadma...Nobo...Stranger

May I help you
*picks up a thing from his pocket*

No There are actually real people asking for help there, so no.

<--- Kex

What's this?

<-- Deadma...Nobo...Stranger

thats, my friend, is my diary, full of URLS and paswords
*blinks and smiles*

<--- Kex

*puzzled* Diary? What kind of URLs and passwords?

ok
<-- Deadma...Nobo...Stranger

To the negative levels ,and positives, but not the greeks.

¤Suddenly, the giant ant queen jumps up from the floor and eats the diary!¤

<--- Kex

*swallows hard* You mean - *whispers* - a walkthrough?!

<-- Deadma...Nobo...Stranger
yeah! But the motherfucking antqueen ate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<--- Kex

*covers her ears but faints from the sound*

<-- Deadma...Nobo...Stranger
*kicks antqueen in stomach*
¤the antqueen calls backup¤
help me!!
¤the ant-army takes him away¤
Help!!

<--- Kex

*awakes slowly*
*eventually recognizes what's going on*
*takes a frying pan and smashes the ants with it*

kex, the antqueen is 2 inches tall, you just broke starngers leg

<-- Deadma...Nobo...Stranger
OOOOOOOuch, dammit, dammit... DEEEEEEEEEEEERSE!! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

<--- Kex

Ooops! *runs after the running ants and smashes the rest of them*
*then returns to the stranger, the pan still in her hands* And you? Are there more of them?

<-- Deadma...Nobo...Stranger
A lot more, take me into the guestroom please.... *fake faints*

<--- Kex

*puzzled* Huh? No. *looks around to check if all ants are smashed or gone now*
*then puts the pan aside and lifts the stranger onto the sofa* Hmmm. This leg looks strange - *examines it*