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<--- Kex

*hears some familiar voice but is not sure who it could be*
Hello! Please - I need help! Some bones - my arm - and a leg - they are broken!

*surprised* Oh .... it's you .... Well .... *thinks a while* <I don't even need to kill her by myself .... >
Well, I promised I wouldn't touch you, so I won't touch you at all. *smiles* And as soon as you're dead, TinMan doesn't need to be worried about you anymore. And then he probably will smile at me again!

<--- Kex

*shocked* What - ?

*smiles again* It's simple. I won't help you.
*kneels down to take a closer look* And for both of us, I hope you'll die soon.

<--- Kex

*really doesn't know what to say now*
*thoughts are running in circles*
*after a pause* Well - I'm kinda used - to dying like this - it will last for another couple of hours - maybe days. *tears run down her face* Can't - can't you make it shorter?

*surprised* Used?! *for a moment, doesn't pay attention and trips over the edge*
*falls and screams until she hits the pile of briquettes*
*slides down the "hill" together with several briquettes and hits the wall*
*unconscious*

<--- Kex

Flower? *yells* FLOWER! *can't even get closer to Flower to check if she's still alive*
*just lies there and cries*
*feels incredibly lonely*

*after a long time, eventually falls unconscious*

one day as a teenager i was walking down the street and this old man came out of a sleezey bar and ask me where he could get a bite to eat. I pointed across the street at a cafe and he said "no, I want my pussy" and proceede to laugh in the creepiest dirty old man laugh. It was really gross.

And the relevance to this thread is?????

<----------Kery

*slowly wakes up*
*yawns*
*looks around but doesnt see anyone*
Kex?
*gets up*
*stretches and looks around for kex*
*looks down the hole*
Kex! Are you ok?
*looks around for a way down*
*starts to descend the stairs*
*half way down the stairs break and collapse*
*trapped under a pile of wood*

yesterday i accidentaly spilled hot wax on my cats foot when I pushed her out of the way when the candle was burning her fur.

exactly, there is no relevence, only nonsense, so that therefore is what it has in common with this thread.

Well, if you go off topic in an off topic thread, wouldn't they cancel each other out, making it on topic?

good thinking Pancho

Well, most other posts in this thread have some role-playing elements. Somehow these are missing in your posts ...

@snackbar: If this thread only contains nonsense in your eyes, then every single book, song or game is nonsense, too, right?

Well i'm back after 10 days with the flu and a few busy days at uni, but right now its lunch, be back after lunch

<----- Garfie

*asleep in the hole in the tree with Annanagram*