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supamom
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by supamom »
Come on Nicky, next "Question of the Day" please!
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Kisa
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by Kisa »
100 ways to decelerate a car (no need to sit inside
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Kisa
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by Kisa »
Depending on your weight, this might be useless
Call the driver an as*****
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Kisa
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by Kisa »
Use a crane with a magnet to lift it (car stopped!)
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supamom
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by supamom »
That would probably do the trick.
Ok, stand on the pavement and flash your boobs (assuming that the driver is male and that you are female) would that work?
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Kisa
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by Kisa »
Yes!
Throw an anchor through the car window, the chain cable should be fixed in a manhole
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supamom
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by supamom »
Wouldn't that just pull the manhole cover out of the ground very violently?
Ok, park an elephant in it's path!
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Kisa
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by Kisa »
I did not say, fix it to the cover!
The poor elephant!
Freeze the car (and fix it on the floor with ice!)
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supamom
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by supamom »
Zap the tyres with my lazer vision
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Kisa
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by Kisa »
Throw a gigantic bezoar at the car
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supamom
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by supamom »
Oooh, ooh, i got it......................throw a load of tacks (small nails) into the road to punchure the tyres!
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supamom
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by supamom »
Make the traffic lights suddenly go RED!!!:D
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supamom
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by supamom »
Turn out all the lights, including the sun and the moon!;)