Ha, ha, ha. Eggs in a can of beans.
Yeah, I usually go to the store, open every single can of beans there, to search for eggs. I'm pretty eccentric, you know.
Ha, ha, ha. It depends I suppose. I have never smashed my head against anything because of it ... yet.
PS to anyone who didn't understand: That thing I wrote about checking every single can of beans to check for eggs ... it was a joke, that's not being eccentric ... that's being mad!
0. you have strange people on your icq contact list.
-1. you add -notpron to every google request.
-2. you start donating to people multiples of 13,37€.
-3. each time someone asks you a question, you ask him whether you are supposed to google.
alpha. you make lists with negative numbers.