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I just got here. I read the first question and the most recent one.

Why is a manhole cover round?

It's an offshoot of Adamsons Theorem pertaining to Murphy's Law. This theorem states that any object with corners that hits someone will hit them with the corner. If an object has more corners, it is no mroe likely that a corner will hit you, but it will hurt less.

So

The makers of manholes obviously decided to make the corners so many and thusly so small that they are only visible on the molecular level and therefore appear circular to the naked eye, and hurt as little as possible.

Thank goodness the people at the manhole factroy were familiar with the theorem.

I'll answer the most recent question later.

Nicky wrote: Ok new question

If an sly kestrel flies off with your sandwich what do you do?

What do I do if an sly kestrel flies off with my sandwich?

I do the hokey pokey.

'cause that's what it's all about.

I'll ask my cat to hunt the bird. Unfortunately, my cat might defeat the bird, but eat the sandwich herself.

Why is a manhole cover round?

It's so they can fit my massive dong.

If an sly kestrel flies off with your sandwich what do you do?

I smack it with my massive dong.

If a sly kestrel flies off with your sandwich what do you do?

Ah shawt it wit ma shawt gawn.

Or, I put a dummy (cheese salad) sandwich for the kestrel to pick up, then grab my sandwich when it drops it to pick up the dummy sandwich.

Nicky wrote: Time for a little riddle methinks

There is one word in the english language that (without changing the order of the letters) contains nine words therein. What is the word? :D:D:D Took me about three seconds to get it

The answer is quite obvious You dont need to know any words of english to get it

How shall that work when it's an English word?!

Besides, obvious has only 7 letters

Think logically If you dont need to know the word then where could it possibly be

The answer has only 7 letters too

AIAIAIA!

Even if AIAIAIA was a word then there would only be 8 different words And most of them would be repeated lol

Germany
German
germ
man
many
any
an
a
NY

NY isnt a word lol

Y not?

Because it isnt You only need the riddle itself to get the answer I promise