I'm still doing work lol but I'll post very slowly because I only have a bit left to do

How's this for a paradox
<---------Hazel
*wakes up in a room with a blurry figure standing over her*
<---------Clarke
Well, I've finally caught you. Now, are you going to pay me the money, or am I going to have to kill you to take the payment.
<---------Hazel
*sees him come into focus*
*has a really bad headache*
How...how did you find out that I didn't save you?
<-----------Clarke
Well, after the "accident" I had a vague memory at best of what happened. All I remembered was that you were there and that when I woke up you were next to me after dragging me to "safety". So I assumed you had saved my life. But, the other day when you came to have that debt repayed I remebered something else. But I'm not going to tell you what I remembered *smiles*, all I'm going to tell you is that it gives proof that you didn't save me. So, are you going to pay or die?
<----------Hazel
<Crap, what could he have remembered?>
<Don't let him kill you. You have to do that to yourself.>
<I can't pay him. I have no money!>
<How about if I give you a solution. But first get him out of the room.>
<How?>
<There's one obvious way...>
...could you give me time to think about it?
<-----------Clarke
*looks around at the room*
Well... if you're thinking of trying to escape it's impossible. This room is in the middle of the building and I have so many armed men standing guard that you'd be killed trying to escape anyway. So if you still want time then I'll leave you for ten minutes.
*she nods*
Fine.
*leaves the room*
*tells the guards to stay alert*
<---------Hazel
*watches him leave*
<So? What's your plan?>
<What do you have back in your house?>
<A mirror that lets me travel through time and space. But how am I supposed to get it from here?>
<You don't need to get it now. Just make a promise to yourself.>
<What?>
<I'm not going to tell you what to promise. You can work that out for yourself. After all, I'm just part of your subconcious so you already know what the promise is.>
*confused*
*thinks for a while*
*giggles*
<Ok. I promise that when I get out of here. I'll use the mirror to travel back to this point in time. Kill all of the guards, and unlock the door>
*the door unlocks*
*gets up and walks to the door*
*opens it and watches as the guards along the hall fall down to the ground*
*giggles again and walks down the hall*