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Penguin joke of the day
Posted: 18-08-2004 11:21
by -plær-
I had a
Penguin at lunch today, and I'd like to share the joke on the wrapper with you...
"What breaks when you say it?"
"Silence"
More tomorrow folks...
Posted: 18-08-2004 11:23
by Capital_G
Death to those who eat penguins!
Posted: 18-08-2004 12:59
by f1end
That was a joke?
Posted: 18-08-2004 13:05
by xiller8r
lol i have those;p
why does an elephant take lots of toilet paper with him to parties?
HES A PARTY POOPER
Posted: 18-08-2004 13:27
by Catalyst88
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Posted: 18-08-2004 14:26
by DavidM
lol
Posted: 18-08-2004 14:34
by Shady
Posted: 18-08-2004 15:42
by l0afz
What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children, and the other holds your shopping.
Posted: 18-08-2004 16:25
by Maegrim
shopping bags can be michael too
Posted: 18-08-2004 16:54
by xiller8r
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne...
Acne waits until you're a teenager to come all over your face
Posted: 18-08-2004 17:22
by -plær-
yeah, i'm pretty sure that one wont be appearing on a Penguin wrapper any time soon
Posted: 18-08-2004 21:56
by speedy
here was one on a packet of wotsits:
what goes aaaaaaaaaa?
a sheep with no lips.
:...:
Posted: 18-08-2004 22:30
by Messy
*waits for this thread to turn into a 'learn-how-to-use-google-and-get-free-postcount++'-thread*
That, and I can't think of a joke in english right now /o\
I agree with Cap though /o\
Yuo maekz it plær
Posted: 19-08-2004 01:51
by PHiLø
What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
His other hand.
Posted: 19-08-2004 10:56
by l0afz
thats the shittiest mj joke ever
