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This is beyond that little football thread!

Rooney was destined to become Gazza at Everton, but now he'll under Fergi, i only see great things for the wonder kid.

...as long as he keeps away from grandmothers in PVC/latex

I dont think (Sky News didnt say..) its been finalised, or a fee agreed - but he passed a medical (ha, like he needed one) so... i guess he's in.


Ruud + Saha + Rooney = 100000 goals for Man U this season

Err...ok cool.

I ate an apple once.

from a toffee cunt to a scumchester cunt ROFL N1 noobie.

Ruud + Saha + Rooney = 100000 goals for Man U this season <-- bollox... go everton 0-0 tbh

well once Robson was kicked out, there was nowhere else he was likely to go.

This might also be a blessing in disguise for the toon army as well. The money they save not buying Rooney could be better spent on an improved defence and midfield. Last thing Newcastle need is another striker.

YAY...


liverpool suck :p

-_-

Sixty wrote: I ate an apple once.

COOL, tell me more, what was it like?

I gave it to him.

I'm surprised he's still here

woah he ate an apple that YOU touched?

Get our of my thread you bloody euro bastards....

..go spam the threads people dont care about, like the 2.1 bug list thread

but DONT care about brittish football : D

So I took the first bite, and it was like...woah dude, I tasted the subtle touch of Messy's sweat on it and I instantly orgasmed.

woah, can you send me one of those too?

They're very expensive, and Messy charges a lot for touching it with his godly fingers, but it's all worth it.

You can also make an orgasmic pie from then.