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From last night's Late Show

Posted: 22-10-2004 21:09
by Imaginos
Top Ten Secrets To The Boston Red Sox Comeback presented by Curt Schilling


10. Unlike the first three games, we didn't leave early to beat the traffic.

9. We put flu virus in Jeter's gatorade.

8. Let's just say Pete Rose made some phone calls for us.

7. We asked Pokey Reese to be a little less pokey.

6. It's not like we haven't won a big game before--it's just been 86 years.

5. Honestly, I think we were tired of hearing about the Patriots.

4. The messages of encouragement Martha sent on prison napkins.

3. We pretended the baseball was Letterman's head.

2. What'd you expect--we have a guy who looks like Jesus!

1. We got Babe Ruth's ghost a hooker and now everything's cool.

Posted: 22-10-2004 21:30
by speedy
WTF are you on about :p

Posted: 22-10-2004 21:32
by sergeantduke
Honestly don't care anything for baseball, but that's pretty good.

Posted: 22-10-2004 21:36
by Sixty
I don't get any of them.

I suppose it would be funny if I knew any of them though ;)

Posted: 22-10-2004 22:07
by Messy
I get most of them..but I can only just imagine the humour in most cases :)

I guess I'd laugh a bit harder if I knew who the people were etc :<
(Although I know letterman and babe ruth \o/)

Posted: 23-10-2004 00:57
by Capital_G
Whats baseball?

Posted: 23-10-2004 01:06
by Imaginos
Yeh, I know they are way too obscure for people that don't follow the Boston Red Sox. I saw it on Letterman and as a lifelong BoSox fan, I loved it. Most of the older NA folk would see the humor in these, and with Dev still working to get db-community back on its feet, I thought I would share here..

Posted: 23-10-2004 18:57
by Maegrim
what's deutschland?

Posted: 24-10-2004 02:18
by InSaNe`
rofl n1 imag

Posted: 24-10-2004 09:38
by [1234]Jr
Capital_G wrote: Whats baseball?


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