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The Zen Teachings of Master Lin-Chi
Posted: 27-10-2004 05:39
by sergeantduke
..."'Thinking on it, I wish I could be hit once more like that. Is there anyone who can give me such a blow?'
At that time a young monk stepped forward from the group and said, 'I'll give you one!'
The Master [Lin-Chi] picked up his stick and handed it to the monk. The monk was about to take it, whereuopn the Master struck him."
"The monk was about to speak, whereupon the Master struck him."
"The monk gave a shout. The Master stuck him."
"The monk was about to say something, whereupon the Master hit him."
etc.
Posted: 27-10-2004 09:27
by fb.shev
errr?
"The world is perfectly free to criticize or condemn me all it likes!
nub =D
Posted: 27-10-2004 10:00
by f1end
And...
??
Posted: 27-10-2004 11:07
by l0afz
I do not get the comical values of this post.
Posted: 27-10-2004 12:18
by Messy
What are you trying to say? o_O
Posted: 27-10-2004 13:49
by Capital_G
Somewhere along the lines of, It's better to strike down your opponent before they act oO
am I right? huh? huh? Am I?
Posted: 27-10-2004 15:06
by speedy

?
Posted: 27-10-2004 18:21
by sergeantduke
I have no idea. Those aren't my words, they're from a book on Zen Buddhism. The Master Lin-Chi was supposed to be teaching these monks Zen Buddhism, as far as I can tell, and all he did throughout the whole first chapter, when addressed, was to either hit them or shout at them (mostly hitting). I had a real hard time understanding that.
Posted: 27-10-2004 18:22
by priior
if you wanna strike someone.. better bring ur own stick with you.
Posted: 27-10-2004 20:29
by Messy
Ok..I guess it's time for you to read proper philosophy then? ;p
Posted: 27-10-2004 21:36
by sergeantduke
Our class discussed this, and came to the conclusion that Lin-Chi is crazy.
"When the Master arrived at Ming-hua's place, Ming-hua said, 'Coming and going, coming and going - what is it all about?'
'Just tramping around wearing out my straw sandals,' said the Master.
Ming-hua said, 'In the end, what is it for?'
'This old man doesn't even know how to talk!' said the Master."
Posted: 28-10-2004 12:40
by CorDawg
we here at the deathball forums have discussed this and came to the conclusion that its not funny.
Posted: 28-10-2004 14:13
by f1end
or interesting
Posted: 28-10-2004 14:18
by Sixty
or worth a thread
Posted: 28-10-2004 14:43
by Mongeh
or a chipmunk, we are unanimous on that... except nighty who still claims this thread is in fact attacking him in the form of the aforementioned chipmunk.