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Sleep deprivation due to last minute cramming

2 hours sleep

morning 3 hrs exam

bloody hard (business tax before you ask)

then to work

6pm

get stoned and drink half a bottle of JD with some mates

mate trips and nearly knocks himself out

rang 999, answer machine

phoned my medic buddies.... give him some seriously powerful painkillers (dihydrocodiene to those who know) plus 200mg ibuprofen, and 2 tablets of paracetmol

(laid off the diazipan but i think he needed it cos he was in shock after -- remember he was drunk and stoned too)

he passes out anyway

what a scary day

9am start tomorrow

ffs





edit: he had cut through his lip too, hence the emergency

luckily i had a camera phone and sent a pic of it to a doctor i know - dont think it helped tho

cant wait for hdtv quality screens on mobile phones....

it is available... its just we're so far behind!

sounds like fun.

ok cool

i could pick out 3 morals there

I can't pick out one.

the moral of the story is that u should get more sleep like duh, u shouldnt drink jack daniels and u should always ring the emergancy phone call

yeah, u blind or summink /o/

Well tell us shev :\

Oi @ Relik /o\
Thank god all went well.
Scary shit.
I don't like to mix alcohol and drugs tbh.

Although I do


One time at work (I work at a swimming pool as a lifeguard before you ask), there were two groups, both stoned and drunk (strunk is what we call it actually ), making trouble.
So 2 people from one group knocked out a guy from the other group, and fled.

So the knocked out guy's mates went to get a colleague of mine, and when he went to perform the usual actions of putting him in a stable position etc., when he woke up he was very aggressive and, although extremely dizzy, wanted to hit my colleague, saying "you pushed me off that slide too hard man!".

So there my colleague was, about to be attacked by a disorientated strunk man, and his friends were trying to stop him.
When he finally tried to charge towards my colleague, his 3 friends gave him a couple of punches so as to stop him from attacking the one who had helped him.

..and he got knocked out again.


The ambulance came way too late as it was a hot summer day and it was pretty damn crowded in and around the swimming pool (it's huge tbh) so it took them 30 minutes.

I later heard he had passed away, he probably choked in his own puke

Stoned, drunk, knocked out, knocked out again.
Imagine if it would happen to your friend.

Poor Relik /o\

Messy wrote: Well tell us shev :\

read up

follow up...

well apparently my friend needs a root canal operation done.

he's looking at a bill of £600-700

oh and everyone thinks i punched him /o\