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Floaters, the free birds of the shit family. Floaters drift through life without a care in the world, taking everything with a grain of salt, and smiling the whole way through. But friends of floaters are far and few in between. Because of their lofty views and social behavior, floaters tend to seem like they just don't give a damn about anything, the reason being, because they usually don't .

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The description is bullshit too:

Dingle berries... we all know one. Clinging to that parent or significant other for dear life.. basing every discussion on the opinions and actions of that one special person. The mama's boy (or girl) of the shit family, but Dingle berries do have a dark side and are known for their jealousy and sudden bursts of anger and violence. Though the life of a Dingle berry may seem meaning less, it does have its upsides... usually death.

The Shit brick is usually the kinda person that doesn't like doing much. Turning down a nice romp in the park to his or her favorite television show and a nice big Mac or a box of chicken nuggets. Though shit bricks have their anti social flaws, what they lack in social values they make up for in laziness... But I guess that isn't a good thing either way.. Ok, shit bricks are just lazy fucks...

Diarrhea's are by far the most humorous of all the shits, going for the big laugh at all costs. From fart jokes to slapstick humor Diarrhea's are know for pulling out the stops when it comes to shits and giggles... Though Diarrhea's do have their down sides.. And like the sad clowns they are, Diarrhea's are actually dying inside and prone to suicide and even murder...