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that a fish could be your relative!

yes thats right kids, we were once fishees!!

the guiness advert backs it up too!

we are born with...gills

and generations ago. the ones that didnt evolve could have spawned from the spawn your ancesters spawned from! deducing... a fish could be your long lost brother......or 98732983798791287391739287198279183791873291732 billionth cousin.

oh its true.

so i can get my bruver shark on you if you piss me off!!!



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i just watched the da vinci code. never laughed so much. after argueing with me missus. about adam and eve and whether are relative to mary madelienabobbyperson.... i know she wins..... but it was so funny.

anyway. film sucked.

for a satanist anyway......... (and you athiests)... good for an agnostic.

and omg. did you know when they were in her old tomb thingy, the 1000 of years ago documents were labelled with new plastic covers....oh its twue.



and someone please tell me.... why the fuck is it good to be the last descendant from mary prostitute?... comeon who gives a hurar.

it was kind of like national treasure... but the ending gave them a life changing experience.,..

this one was like, ok so mary was my greeeeeatest grandma..... argh.


but i didnt know that friday the 13th was because of that,,,,

to be honest, when i read the book i was much impressed (i even posted a thread about it here), but then when i checked the original painting and read what wikipedia says about it i was like wtf ..
total bullshit ..

the film won't be shown in Egypt they don't want to upset christians here

It's a good thing to upset Christians.

In fact, it's a good thing to upset people about what they believe in or trust in.

It can do two things:
1. Shake their beliefs and nudge them into being a (more) open-minded individual;
2. Have them hold on (desperately) to their beliefs, which should then give them more satisfaction, happiness, hope etc. right?


Besides, shev: is that LaVeyan or a more Crowleyesque satanism you apply to?

tell george double-u
he wont agree. evolution = lie.

thiestic of course ....crowleyesue?


doesnt show much of a burden this way knowing that lucifer is just a christendom hoax.

satanists :O!




worse than jehovas ;[



ps. edit. I have no clue what I'm japping about, I just want to have a nice flaming discussion.

DavidM wrote: tell george double-u
he wont agree. evolution = lie.

Recently my grandparents got cable tv which gives them about 180 new channels. One of those channels is an American evangelical channel. I was browsing through all the channels (porn ) and came across this stadium presentation of a theory that the earth is only a couple of thousand years old. Christian science <3

"God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight." F. Nietzsche.

According to one writer, god = sq. root -1. (the imaginary unit). I'm an agnostic, so I don't find that notion TOTALLY unacceptable

Isil wrote: Recently my grandparents got cable tv which gives them about 180 new channels. One of those channels is an American evangelical channel. I was browsing through all the channels (porn ) and came across this stadium presentation of a theory that the earth is only a couple of thousand years old. Christian science <3

"God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight." F. Nietzsche.

wtffff


shit thats why my penis isnt straight!

Your penis thinks of God?

Oh dear, your childhood must (have) be(en) a mess


Theistic satanism is foolish.
It's Nietzsche + Magic. gg

WoOoOh magic!
*puts a MAGIC spell on Isil*

*awaits the magic missile*

"that a fish could be your relative!"

We come from Adam and Steve

Messy wrote: We come from Adam and Steve

And the sheppards all raised their hands in praise, holding high their staffs, and sang: "YMCA..."

Messy wrote: We come from Adam and Steve

we evolved from fish its proven!!!