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Posted: **10-07-2003 07:55**

Standardized Deathball.net Bonehead Reply Form 
(check all boxes that apply) 

Dear: 
[ ] American         [ ] Euro            [ ] Other
[ ] Loser            [ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] "Nubcake"        [ ] Annoying person
[ ] Freak            [ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller 
[ ] cY associate/Fanboi

I took exception to your recent: 
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding something I, David M, changed for no good reason
[ ] Post regarding bugs (instant ignore)
[ ] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[ ] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[ ] Fanboi Post
[ ] Whining Post

It was (check all that apply): 
[ ] Lame         [ ] Stupid       [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless     [ ] Idiotic      [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic    [ ] Arrogant     [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous     [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Retarded     [ ] Embellished  [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring       [ ] Dim          [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful    [ ] Demented     [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy        [ ] Weird        [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome    [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent  [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. 

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: 
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[ ] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
    - FIFA 2002
    - FIFA 2003
    - NHL*
    - Wayne Gretzky's 3D anything
    - Some other random sports title
    - a pervious DB version
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it 
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. 
[ ] You do not make this game

It is recommended that you: 
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] stop reading Deathball Forums and go play or something
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing 
[ ] Go make your own damn game

In Closing, I'd Like to Say: 
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.

Here David... this might help you in your quest to be the worst game designer/worst community relatons representitive ever.

Use as you may, my gift to you.

edit: yes, i'v altered the form a few times on suggestions already.

Posted: **10-07-2003 08:08**

best post evar...so good infact that I stopped looking at pix of drew barrymore to read it...

Rah

Posted: **10-07-2003 08:14**

Send me pix of Drew Barrymoore pls

Posted: **10-07-2003 08:35**

jezus christ SURGE !!! GET A FUCKING LIFE U MORON, first of all I NEVER READ UR LONG THREADS, second STFU it almost looks like ur a racist! cause u hate euro's , ( its like u wanna bomb us) oO! Now stfu and go loook for some friends

Posted: **10-07-2003 08:43**

Code: Select all

Dear: 
[ ] Clueless Newbie  [X] Euro
[ ] Loser            [ ] American
[ ] "Nubcake"        [ ] Annoying person
[ ] Freak            [ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller 
[ ] General incompetent Being

I took exception to your recent: 
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding shooting sound
[ ] Post regarding bugs (instant ignore)
[X] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[ ] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[X] Fanboi Post
[ ] Whining Post

It was (check all that apply): 
[X] Lame         [X] Stupid       [ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless     [X] Idiotic      [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic    [X] Arrogant     [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous     [X] Ignorant
[X] Retarded     [ ] Embellished  [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring       [X] Dim          [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful    [ ] Demented     [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy        [ ] Weird        [XXXXX] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome    [ ] Despicable
[X] Belligerent  [X] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. 

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: 
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[ ] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
    - FIFA 2002
    - FIFA 2003
    - NHL*
    - Wayne Gretzky's 3D anything
    - Some other random sports title
    - a pervious DB version
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it 
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[X] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[X] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. 
[ ] You do not make this game

It is recommended that you: 
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] stop reading Deathball Forums and go play or something
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing 
[ ] Go make your own damn game

In Closing, I'd Like to Say: 
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.

k?k.

Posted: **10-07-2003 09:00**

Rage = form pwned.

Posted: **10-07-2003 10:23**

back in the days when i didnt know there is a guy like him anywhere in outta net i woke up and felt bored. these days i almost hurry to get up and hope for a new post on the forum to laugh my ass off about. Thank u Surge for being that "unique" (dumb and ignorant in this case)! Thanks alot pal!

Posted: **10-07-2003 10:37**

lmao ^^

Posted: **10-07-2003 10:56**

That form owns you, y'all better recognise yo.

Posted: **10-07-2003 12:06**

and he thinks he's funny.....ban him from this forum, all that he do is criticize...why do we need him? erm...my bad..why do we have to read him????

Posted: **10-07-2003 12:11**

why we need him? to make people like afflictor happy \\o

Posted: **10-07-2003 12:21**

Posted: **10-07-2003 13:14**

Actually i thought that was pretty funny

Posted: **10-07-2003 14:36**

I LOLed.
At work.

People at work think I'm weird.. cuz I'm always LOLing by myself

Posted: **10-07-2003 18:30**

Both Surge and DavidM made me laugh in this thread.

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Just for you David :)

Just for you David :)