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funneh, we need an off topic forum

Posted: 12-07-2003 08:57
by Blitz
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC, told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on.

I was upset because the CD had become precious to me. After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take a close look at it."

To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.

4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F
2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D

"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said. "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says"

"One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

Posted: 12-07-2003 09:27
by Larc
microsoft is not more powerfull than the microwave... 3 seconds and it'll PFFFFT in a cool blue light, then it will be over... and stinky.

Posted: 12-07-2003 13:12
by Harold|ZBN
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 12-07-2003 13:39
by Surge
they hax

Posted: 12-07-2003 14:28
by [1234]Jr
:lol: I seen that coming, still :lol:

Posted: 12-07-2003 19:25
by gnomeh
besides that story being false
you could of just used a microscope or something, since cds are nothing but a punch a little tiny 1 and 0's

Posted: 12-07-2003 19:35
by GazMaN
plssssssssssssssssssssssss tell me your being ironic gnomeh!!!!

Posted: 12-07-2003 20:22
by Astroboy
lolol

Posted: 13-07-2003 01:55
by FireCell
lol they punch onto the disc a tiny 1 or 0 roflmao

Posted: 15-07-2003 03:59
by Larc
Blitz = 0xEBB8
(can anyone figure out what i'm saying?, if you solve the riddle I will be very impressed!)

Posted: 15-07-2003 04:59
by YoYo789
60344?
goeaa?

Posted: 15-07-2003 05:02
by The_One
that's what i got :/
i'm not smart enough

Posted: 15-07-2003 09:26
by FireCell
well u gonna post the solution?

Posted: 15-07-2003 15:54
by MeSSiaH{FCU}
please?

Posted: 16-07-2003 01:39
by The_One
bah! :p