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[4:11pm]« Topcontender » i asked about why you can get an assist on your own gaol, and he directs me to his little info page
[4:12pm]« Topcontender » i did get a nice jab in on the deflections
[4:13pm]« Bazzi2XXL » -_-
[4:13pm]« Bazzi2XXL » dont even consider talking to davidm


Even B@zzi thinks David's a stubborn assclown.

(btw, if you dont think thats Bazzi i can PM you his IP from his ISP in Göttingen)

useless thread again? yeah....

MeSSiaH{FCU} wrote:

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Dear: 
[X] American         [ ] Euro            [ ] Other
[ ] Loser            [ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] "Nubcake"        [X] Annoying person
[ ] Freak            [ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller 
[ ] cY associate/Fanboi

I took exception to your recent: 
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding something I, David M, changed for no good reason
[ ] Post regarding bugs (instant ignore)
[ ] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[X] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[ ] Fanboi Post
[ ] Whining Post

It was (check all that apply): 
[] Lame         [X] Stupid       [ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless     [X] Idiotic      [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic    [ ] Arrogant     [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous     [ ] Ignorant
[X] Retarded     [ ] Embellished  [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring       [ ] Dim          [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful    [ ] Demented     [ ] Self-righteous
[X] Crazy        [ ] Weird        [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome    [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent  [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable. 

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: 
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[X] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[X] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
    - FIFA 2002
    - FIFA 2003
    - NHL*
    - Wayne Gretzky's 3D anything
    - Some other random sports title
    - a pervious DB version
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it 
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[X] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OL
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[X] You are a loser.
[X] This has been pointed out to you before.
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles. 
[X] You do not make this game

It is recommended that you: 
[X] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] stop reading Deathball Forums and go play or something
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] actually post something relevant
[X] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing 
[X] Go make your own damn game

In Closing, I'd Like to Say: 
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[X] Learn how to post
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.

Dude ur a nice guy afaik in #Ballers on pgpn but ffs ur posts make no sense at all X_X

Go play gibball =/

pwned ohh this is so funn trolling surge they should start charging £1 a post swearing at or annoying surge

... finally

lol
go surge ^^

HAHAHA finaly my dream has come true no more crap from surge on my threads oh and surge i find that when you ignor some one u find it very hard not to click on the click here to read because i seem to read your posts far more than i used to wierd O_o

now what Surge reads for Dazlin's Post:

This person is on your Ignore List. To view this post click [here]

Now what i interpret it as:

OMFG I GOT PWNED SO HARD UP THE ASS AND I LIKE IT!! OMG YES! YES!

i dont think ill spoil surges moment of plesure

i dont why but he seems to have gay fantasys of something about me hard up the ass :X

Dazlin your like the sound of one hand clapping... give it up already flame-boy

nice idea with posting it in your sig mind if i copy?

you dont get it do you?

surge, i thinkg you will find Bart Simpson proved that one handed clapping does make a noise

buy me a ticket to Canada and ill kill him myself

he has a point tho

(surge that is, not you fuckwit kids)

tryin to create a DavidM vs Bazzi thing its childish, lame and gay, imo

only one who can suffer with this is Bazzi, so......

NO FUCKING POINT