Midway through a deathball game the batteries died...

So now all i can do is look around and jump like a fucking moron... (since i have the jump bound to a mouse button)...
Naturally everybody else is wondering wtf I'm doing with their helpful little '...'s and ' ? 's and of course all I can do jump up and down and a fire my gun randomly...
Being the git that I am i wouldnt let idle kick do its job

At the same time I'm dismantling my walkman trying to dig its batteries out while some fucker is boosting me upfield in order to kill me for the millionth time.
What would make this story 'l33t' would be if I managed to get the batteries in the keyboard in time, catch the ball and score.
What really happened was that I died again and then the time ran out....
