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World War 1

When the war started in 1914 huge casualties were reported to have happened Eg. In just one day’s fighting over 100,00 men were killed. Britain soon realised that their professional army would not be enough to keep the British front going. Britain started an ad campaign so that they could quickly train and recruit men. During The first year this plan of action went well – mainly because there where lots of men who wanted to join up to support there country. Another good tactic the government used was to implement a “Pals Battalion” This meant that they would keep you with your friends. This worked well up until the point when troops had to start returning. Often whole streets would have no or few survivors, and those that did return brought stories og how the war in the trnches was unbearable. In an attempt to draw attention away from these stories, the government invented a kind of “league” where towns and streets could compete against each other for the amount of ground gained and enemies killed. Once again Britain was desperate for soldiers. They put up the same ad campaign but got a lot less volunteers. This may have been because of the stories about the war or the sight of some of the soldier’s wounds. Britain decided that they needed soldiers and that they needed them immediately. They went about conscripting and press-ganging. Young men that where seen walking around not wearing uniform were jeered at because they weren’t out there fighting. The men that didn’t go to battle were usually Christian and they believed very strongly in the 10 commandments, in particular the 6th one, which is “though shalt not kill.” The name given to these men was conscientious objectors. The way the government dealt with this was to give them 3 options

1. To go and fight at the front
2. Take on an extra job that wasn’t paid
3. To go to jail

Some of the Christians that were sent to jail got beaten up. Sometimes the Government forced the men to go to the front without a gun or the 6 weeks training. They usually did the dirty work such as picking up body parts and digging graves. The other soldiers treated these men like dirt. The only way you could be excused from going to the front line was if you where critically ill or had a job of government Importance for example a coal miner was important because the mail fuel at the time was coal.

ever heard of paragraphs? you might wanna proofread it too. I saw a couple of typos...

use paragraphs when you start to talk about somethinf else

w00t do you think im gona do at school

fixed it happy now? ;o

When the war started in 1914 huge casualties were reported to have happened for example, in just one day’s fighting over 100,000 men were killed. Britain soon realised that their professional army would not be enough to keep the British Front going.

Britain started an ad campaign so that they could quickly train and recruit men. During the first year this plan of action went well – mainly because there where lots of men who wanted to join up to support there country. Another good tactic the government used was to implement a “Pals Battalion” This meant that they would keep you with your friends. This worked well up until the point when troops had to start returning. Often whole streets would have no or few survivors, and those that did return brought stories of how the war in the trenches was unbearable.

In an attempt to draw attention away from these stories, the government invented a kind of “league” where towns and streets could compete against each other for the amount of ground gained and enemies killed.

Once again Britain was desperate for soldiers. They put up the same ad campaign, but got a lot less volunteers. This may have been because of the stories about the war or the sight of some of the soldiers’ wounds. Britain decided that they needed soldiers and that they needed them immediately. They went about conscripting and press-ganging. Young men that were seen walking around not wearing uniform were jeered at because they weren’t out there fighting. The men that didn’t go to battle were usually Christian and they believed very strongly in The 10 Commandments, in particular the 6th one, which is “though shalt not kill.”

The name given to these men was conscientious objectors. The way the government dealt with this was to give them 3 options

1. To go and fight at the front
2. Take on an extra job that wasn’t paid
3. To go to jail

Some of the Christians that were sent to jail got beaten up. Sometimes the Government forced the men to go to the front without a gun or the 6 weeks training. They usually did the dirty work such as picking up body parts and digging graves. The other soldiers treated these men like dirt.

The only way you could be excused from going to the front line was if you where critically ill or had a job of government importance. For example a coal miner was important because the main fuel at the time was coal.

lol easier to reasd

"thou shalt not kill" > "though shalt not kill"

and is it shalt? x_X

in ye old bibleistic ranting they used Shalt, mostly in the 10 commandments if im not horribly missinformed..

then again, i hate any form of relgion cos its all bollox, so do take my word for it

thou shalt eat salty crackers

why not email it to yourself then open the email at school

stupid admins.

if anyone were to try this trick anywhere i admin, i'd edit the thread or go mad with replacing odd words.

idd froste, he wouldnt even have noticed=)

it's fun to do that when you hand in work though. You'd be surprised how many teachers skim your stuff, and you can slip in a random "fuckshoes", which they'll miss.

Get an A grade, then point out that your essay contained repeated instances of the word "shitbags"...

When the war started in 2087 huge Holby City Episodes were reported to have happened for example, in just one day’s viewing over 100,000 men were killed. DavidM's crew soon realised that their professional army would not be enough to keep Team Vortex going.

DavidM started an ad campaign so that he could quickly train and recruit gay ninjas. During the first year this plan of action went well – mainly because there where lots of men who wanted to join up to support there glorious leader. Another good tactic the commander M used was to implement a “Pirate Buttalion” This meant that they would keep you with your gay ninja friends. This worked well up until the point when ninjas had to start returning. Often whole streets would have no or few biscuit tins, and those that did return brought out of date biscuits and tales of how it was unbearable to eat.

In an attempt to draw attention away from these ninjas, the government invented a kind of “DBL” where clans and teams could compete against each other for the amount of goals scored and moves whored.

Once again DavidM was desperate for gay ninjas. He put up the same ad campaign, but got a lot less volunteers. This may have been because of the stories about the buscuits or the sight of some of the ninja's cut lips. DavidM decided that they needed ninjas and that he needed them immediately. They went about conscripting and gang-banging. Young men that were seen walking around wearing clothes were jeered at because they weren’t naked. The men that didn’t go to bed with ninjas were usually Christian and they believed very strongly in The 10 Commandments, in particular the 6th one, which is “though shalt not take it up the bum.”

The name given to these men was "straight" or "hetrosexual". The way DavidM dealt with this was to give them 3 options

1. To go and sleep with Bazzi
2. Take on an extra job that wasn’t paid
3. To go to jail

Some of the Hetrosexuals that were sent to jail got raped. Sometimes DavidM forced the men to go bed front without a condom or 6 weeks of anal training. They usually did the dirty work such as cleaning arses and digging butts. The other ninjas treated these men like dirt.

The only way you could be excused from going to bed was if you where critically hetrosexual or had a job of DavidM importance. For example a butt miner was important because the main fuel at the time was butts.

looooooooool