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The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick Mark as unread


10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

heheh

lol i know this already ^^

lol

Muslims circumsize too

nolly888 wrote: 6. You never get a haircut.

Sure u do O_o Mine get's haircuts =\

5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.

This dude in my class had to get it amputated, it's funny, he looks like an ass @ sleep-overthingymajiggies, and it makes ur claim untrue :p

4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.

I thought u said those where the nuts? And what about the bellybutton?

2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

InSaNe` wrote: lol

Muslims circumsize too

I'm jewish nor muslim, and I'm circumsized too O_o
And I know there's lots of other ppl like that.

Besides, it's hygienic k? :p

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

U can get a hard-on (coincidentially) without going for ejaculation.

its funny cause its true

we all know this :p khushdi told me it from past experience

HOOOO

lynx is funny

ty, afterall, i r win