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*disclaimer* i take no credit for will smiths original song, nor do i agree with any of the things within the song, but they just rhymed so well.
Anyway with regard to the conversaitons held about fizzy and takens sex life etc, have fun and ejoy, to be sung to the tune of will smiths - gettin jiggy with it

btw, download the song first and then sing it for full effect


on your mark ready set lets go
takens a ho, you know fizzy knows
like [Deus]Zycho when he sniffs her tits
smells like shit
gotta get fizzy wit it
ohh that's it now taken taken dont lie
got my semen, all up in your eye
screw ur brudda, mudda, hag you bone like no udder, (other) (gruff innit)
stick it up ur end, let it bend
everybody lookin' at taken
laughin a bit
hopin they never have kids
cus they look like a flid
fizzy tasha right on the computer puteeer
They dont like it
But its cheap, so they tried it
anyway you see her in his pants they are gay
give it up fizzy your idea of foreplay
yo its to turn up innit
ha ha
gay fizzy styles all in it
gettin fizzy with it


Chorus:

na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin fizzy wit it
repeat 3x


what you wanna wall with the kid
give her sex, let taken have your kids
tryin do what fizzy did
tasha-unh tasha-unh tasha come closa'
in the middle of the club with the smelly glove?
no love for the lamers (the lamers)
mad cause they have more sex than your neighbours
see them on fizzys washing line they'll be famous
met fizzy, he thinks HE'S the elitest
Tasha's a pleaser, shes a lamer and a cock teaser
DJ )drive by say another
finger prints of this
fizzys bout to diss
only cheap chicks suck on his dick
mouth to the chest to his feet to the balls
rub my tits and watch 'em fall off (and fall off)
cus theyre fake y'all
gives me splinters cus theyre (made of pine)
and feel like snot
gettin fizzy with em


Chorus


850is if you need a bitch, whos that girl face down in the ditch,
eating that stuff some consider the shit,
rock from db-cube to fizzy's dick
fizzy used to tease me,
gives it to me now nice and easy,
when he've had sex he gets all wheezy
lame to the maxium, i be asking em
would you like to bounce with fizzy when hes bout to come?
never see tasha wankin em, spankin em,
shed rather play with fizzys balls and flatten em
psych
kiddin,
thought she used a rubber
but she didnt
trust cus fizzy smells like shite he's been pillin,
take off her crop top, we'll be chillin,
smeg from my bum on the outskirts of fizzy
haha, you trying to have sex with me
don't be fizzy

Chorus


once again, this is remarkably lame sad but I was remarkably bored

That's lame..... and sad.....
But...













It's so funny \o/

rofl

pwned

Something i found in some old garbage cans

Note: This is not made by me nor have i participated in the construction of it

<Taken> Im a little whore, im a bit of a bore, my face looks like i walked into a door
<Taken> My boyfriends immature, of that i am sure, we never go out cus we're really quite poor
<Taken> Our sex makes me snore, its a bit of a chore, but tonite my ass crack fizzy's gonna explore
<Fizzy> My girlfriends a bint, face as rough as flint, only reason i dont use a hooker is cus i am skint
<Fizzy> She sucks my balls eveyday, she thinks its fun to play, if only she knew the truth that i really am gay
<Fizzy> Our sex life is pants, inbetween her legs their are plants, when we go out shes subject to ugly chants

/me covers ears and eyes.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK you guys are so mean

i couldn't care less

this from mr "xilly i have an anger problem please forgive me, my girlfriend ran to france to get away from me" and "rens im too ugly to make friends, and i have no confidence, im so lonely"

yea why dont you laugh at yourselves first, heh

oh and btw xilly, where's your girlfriend again?

wheres yours?

wow fizzy hurts, erm my girlfiend i dont have... my EX is in france atm, getting on quite well thanx for asking:)

I have friends in the real world, you know ones that you can actually see, i dont expect you to understand the concept, you dont seem to understand much at all really. But hey its worth a shot

lmao, then why do you spend all day talking to your "real life girlfriend" on the pc?:P cyber sex better than your oh so enjoyable real sex life?

so the pictures of Xilly down the pubs with his mates on his birthday were all faked?

must have been, photoshop owns

i spend "all day" as you put it mostly idling, shes here half the time with me, as messy or some other miscrient will tell you.
The rest of the time im ilding, at school or busy doing something.

Believe it or not I have an always on connection, with such a connection i can leave irc..yes. ALWAYS ON.